Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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I don't know. I think sometimes in relationships,

mine aren't mine.

I have the gene, so I just got ahead of it.

Oh, God, you are the California King!

Take the offer.

Yeah, she thinks I'm Ted.

and then all of a sudden he was like, "Hey, girl, I'm back.

I know things weren't good at the end with me and Steve,

What? Modern douche?

Oh, God, I would kill myself if it's Turid Kristansson.

Yes. I mean his penis. Obviously, I mean his penis.

I'm really gonna need you to go faster.

He just turned this marriage into a cliche.

-So was I, but I need to hate the bitch. -Okay.

You think it's her?

He's too scared of disease, and he's very sensitive to condoms.

Talking about his cock? 'Cause evidently she misses it.

-[scoffs] -[cell phone chimes]

Sorry. Do you need a table?

-Holy shit. -I know!

Well, what about the Steve that left you after five miscarriages?

Oh, dang. Sorry.

I'm so sorry. Steve didn't have to bail you out. I would've done that.

But, you know, I'm the one with the uterus,

and you didn't think that maybe something was going on?

Move out, let her move on.

About which part?

You barely know her.

back to this California King?

She's always selling!

-How do you find that again? -You don't.

Maybe we should just pull over and, you know, talk about it?

You got to admit, last night felt good, right?

-Which one do you think is Bambi? -I'll know her when I see her.

bring him justice,

I don't really know what he is now.

who's, like, crazy talented, but...

Obviously, whatever they had was just physical,

when you're still living with his wife?

I was really good too.