Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Modern douche?

He just turned this marriage into a cliche.

This is about tools for maximum success.

Oh, God, I would kill myself if it's Turid Kristansson.

Sorry. Do you need a table?

Yes. I mean his penis. Obviously, I mean his penis.

Move out, let her move on.

back to this California King?

bring him justice,

You think it's her?

-Which one do you think is Bambi? -I'll know her when I see her.

I have the gene, so I just got ahead of it.

-How do you find that again? -You don't.

But, you know, I'm the one with the uterus,

He's too scared of disease, and he's very sensitive to condoms.

mine aren't mine.

You barely know her.

About which part?

Yeah, she thinks I'm Ted.

I'm so sorry. Steve didn't have to bail you out. I would've done that.

I'm really gonna need you to go faster.

Oh, God, you are the California King!

who's, like, crazy talented, but...

Well, what about the Steve that left you after five miscarriages?

and you didn't think that maybe something was going on?

and then all of a sudden he was like, "Hey, girl, I'm back.

Take the offer.

I know things weren't good at the end with me and Steve,

I was really good too.

I don't really know what he is now.

Talking about his cock? 'Cause evidently she misses it.

-So was I, but I need to hate the bitch. -Okay.

Obviously, whatever they had was just physical,

She's always selling!

-[scoffs] -[cell phone chimes]

Oh, dang. Sorry.

-Holy shit. -I know!

Maybe we should just pull over and, you know, talk about it?

when you're still living with his wife?

I don't know. I think sometimes in relationships,

You got to admit, last night felt good, right?