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Mr. Riddler, will you tell Mr. Quetch...
I have a tiny radio transmitter strapped above my elbow.
A MEXICAN MAGICIAN CLAIMED THAT FOR HIS NEXT TRICK, HE WOULD COUNT TO THREE AND DISAPPEAR; HE SHOUTS, "UNO! DOS!" THEN, POOF! HE VANISHES INTO THIN AIR! HE DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRES
-(Alberts giggling) - (Kamine quacking)-
- [ Robin ] The Joker! - [ Chief] Devilish clown prince of crime.
Let's race back to headquarters, Robin.
Just enough time for a cat-nap.Then snap! - Into the combination trap.
What, Batman?
- Roger. - Excuse us, Commissioner.
Is there not a bourgeois criminal cad in this country called the Riddler...
We've been given the plainest warning.
ofwhat happens when one tries to do that.
- Where do we meet? - United World Building.
Where does that elevator go?
[ All Arguing, Shouting ]
A solemn moment, gentlemen.
Stolen Batmobile turning.
You're mad, Riddler. Penguin's finished Batman by now.
Let's get him! Let's get him!
I am from the MoscowBugle.
Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!
[ Speaking Spanish ]
Let us feast our eyes on the watery remains.
Oh, a thought strikes me...
to hurl himself into the path ofthat final torpedo.
[ Explosion ]
ofa giant exploding octopus.
That's right.
Down periscope. We're over the last bar.
Or you'll keep tasting my cat o' nine tails.
[ Mutters ]
But I think I know where to find a clue.
Oh! [ Mutters ]
an abandoned construction elevator.
Thank goodness the Caped Crusader got there in time!
[ Giggling ]
Robin, listen to these riddles.
Because Batman is too much of a pussy to get the job done.
O
I'll kill you all.
- [ Engine Shudders ] - [ Tires Screech ]
You don't understand,Joker.
- [ Woman On Intercom ] Yes, sir. - Thank you, Bonnie.
One minute I'm taking a load off
Holy cow
a unification into one smooth mixture.
- [ Speaking German ] - We are doing everything in our possible power.
Port, two degrees. And steady as she goes.
[ Drops Imitation ] Well, now.
provided it was ever really there at all.
Miss Kitka dies ifyou take one more step. Go!
[ Foghorn Blows ]
- You have? - You were duped, brainwashed.
[ Continues In German ]
You cat fink.|
[ Cackling, Giggling, Laughing ]
the Commodore's yacht was being hijacked someplace else?
[ Soft Thud ]
“Oh, I could just scratch your eyes out. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead❕”
[ Tires Screech ]
Or you'll keep tasting my cat o' nine tails.
[ Murmurs ]
No, Robin. No.
They must be circling us.
Oh, my duties keep me mostly undercover, sir.
and Batman and Robin still alive to block us.
millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson...
- [ Riddler Giggles ] - You filthy criminals.
[ Laughing ]
Yours is not to reason why. Yours is to do as I tell you to.
It's got us by the metallic objects in our utility belts.
in your fabulous Batcave?
In some baffling way, she must have unwittingly stumbled on the criminals' plot.
of the United World headquarters on Gotham East River.
[ Man Narrating ] This yacht is bringing...
I'll check at once, Batman. [ Flips Switch ]
Capitalists like myself who carry large sums of money...
Felix, scram.
But no whimsical embellishments, please. Make those messages clear!
And so, my fine, "finkish" friends...
And not half as much fun as being devilishly clever.
[ Man On P.A., Speaking Italian ]
- Range: 3,500. - Get the bat charge launcher.
We're all busy here. Get 'em out.