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Um--
You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?
What the hell's wrong with those people over there?
I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,
They called Muhammad Ali a communist.
Okay, first of all,
Call the Loan Ranger.
[♪♪♪]
By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?
they got the light of their truth.
See, Granddad? That's called exposure.
I take your attacks as a badge of honor.
Never gonna have no paper Never gonna have no bitches
Excuse me. It sells you young people
Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot.
I say, stand up and tell 'em:
♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪
Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.
We are now sitting here with a former BET host,
Cough cough
Man.
so it's time for our morning staff meeting.
[♪♪♪]
Ain't you hungry yet?
have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.
helping people less fortunate, you know.
for a cheap price.
I know just how to deal with the good reverend.
And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,
Oh.
Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.
That why you’ll never gonna have no paper You’ll never gonna have no bitches
ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory.
about progressive politics and all that,
They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.
But you can catch more flies with honey
Hello?
Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support
Niggas is just gonna be niggas.
The victims of black-on-black crime.
What I tell myself When I don’t want to workout
And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.
Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club