Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club

for a cheap price.

Ain't you hungry yet?

You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?

What the hell's wrong with those people over there?

See, Granddad? That's called exposure.

Okay, first of all,

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.

They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.

But you can catch more flies with honey

They called Muhammad Ali a communist.

Never gonna have no paper Never gonna have no bitches

Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support

Call the Loan Ranger.

have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.

Excuse me. It sells you young people

I know just how to deal with the good reverend.

By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?

I take your attacks as a badge of honor.

Niggas is just gonna be niggas.

ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory.

What I tell myself When I don’t want to workout

Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.

helping people less fortunate, you know.

And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.

The victims of black-on-black crime.

And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,

We are now sitting here with a former BET host,

they got the light of their truth.

so it's time for our morning staff meeting.

I say, stand up and tell 'em:

That why you’ll never gonna have no paper You’ll never gonna have no bitches

about progressive politics and all that,

Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot.