Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(AUDIENCE CHEERING ON TV)
Spank spank spank spank my butt
Flip the table and shake yo butt
♪ Oh, hey... ♪
-(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) -BUDDY: Hey, thank you.
I mean it. If he offered me one more chance to win that set right now,
What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit.
-(ALL CHUCKLING) -Television's our life.
Like, if a tree falls in the forest
Hey, tough day there without the TV, huh, pally boy?
-ROBBIE: Huh? -Daddy.
Who needs you?
'cause I know you insurance guys. You have absolutely no ethics!
(CHEERING)
Happy Birthday, Thinking of you on your special day
-We can't breathe underwater? -Nope.
Hello, the TV. I missed you. Did you miss me?
Where are you going?
What am I going to do?
But nobody leaves The Family Challenge empty-handed.
Hey, everybody! It's The Earl Show!
Welcome back to Pangaea's Funniest Home Injuries.
I'm not talking to you.
N is for not the momma elephant
Square off for an exciting winner-take-all
Uh, I'm Fran Sinclair, homemaker and proud mother of three.
-Wrong. Breathe. -(SIGHS)
What exactly is this blessing disguised as, Fran?