Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chimes ring]
Oh my God, we got this swag bag
But what I did took a ton of work.
- Eh.
- Who are you?
[upbeat electronic music]
* 'Cause 4ever's too short *
Simon says we gotta go to the bus station
- Good night, everybody. - Good night.
- Yes, actually.
- Cease and desist, bitch!
- That rant was a tour de force.
Your wet mouth disrespects the work of our director,
- Okay, well, let's all agree
- Obergefell v. Hodges.
We got this swag bag from the women's empowerment luncheon at the Victoria's secret trampoline park
- Thank you for those. - Plesh.
I feel like I'm walking a tightrope
- * Funky, weird *
because I'm doing something that's insane.
you disrespect me, you disrespect the work,
who more often than not are not gay themselves.
But I do need your support, Scott,
- Overlong, but-- - Bitchard Nixon, okay?
- Okay, bye.
* *
The girl with a pearl earring doesn't get paid.
- Bait taken! - Sit and zip it!
- Oh, and the stage looks slippery
How dare you, mon frère!
- I'll get the Shit Stirrer.
- It's my life, Mama! - How dare you, mon frère?
you know, because my parents are lawyers.
Her husband doesn't have a face.
- Okay. I can't do this with you here.
I have a wool allergy.
- Girls5eva, I'm the DJ, Ned.
Okay, you can come to the next show.
I'm sorry, I just-- [clears throat]
- Hi, Scott. Hey, Dawn.
but then last month, I was panning deep
will get a gift basket because I'm classy.
- Aw. - I've worn a mask myself.
I was so wrecked I had to make up a badass alter ego
- Oh, I'm giving my wife space,