Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'll do cauliflower steak... - But just maybe not
Is that anything? Put that down to be safe.
* Too short *
And she could give two Fs
- I didn't know that. Fun facts.
Figures such as Bette Davis and Judy Garland
and I can't wait to inspire the crap out of some queer women.
You might wanna wear sneakers or a square toe--
* And wear our comfortable shoes *
- You need to cease and desist
before the rant starts.
"I'm here to pick up my son to take him to a free zoo."
- Scott, I'm not leaving you.
- That's right. I'm a flap jacket gay diva.
- Women? No.
- Did Jeter buy you those? - No!
* *
- Okay, today-- [clears throat]
- I'll try. Is this a better face?
- Driving a Miata somewhere. - Oh, God.
We'll make it work, because it's important
I know you're not gonna believe this,
- I was shook. This is real pee.
- I finally get empathy.
and that's why I love you.
I was like, "Zander be a business boy,"
Well, all I know is I can't wait
And I have punched out so many car windows
Wonderful! Next!
and I never told you my name. - [laughs]
- My lip-sync blew up gay Twitter.
I invented it.
You don't get to decide
a performance, there's a meet and greet
Nicki Minaj has Roman Zolanski,
* 'Cause that's one more than 2gether *
- Nothing. - Come on.
- [inhales deeply]
- * Seize the tonight *
- Oh, a temporary tramp stamp.
in a community theater subreddit and struck gold.
Well, you know what?
Worry isn't really my thing. Do you know what I mean, Brian?
- [laughs]
Cease and desist, bitches! [cheers and applause]
that we do the show for Gloria.
I can see the outline
I can't open cans with my nails--pfft.