Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I listened to the audiobooks on double speed.
- Add me to the list of Ojani Noa,
- Thanks for the ma'amsplaining - Oh, I know more stuff too.
She's not gonna be all, "Shut it down, clown town."
I just don't think my body's gonna let me do the show.
- We struck a content deal before the show.
Nuh-uh, Google. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Weirdo.
* Mask-y mask *
the next morning for...
If this is jealousy, it isn't a good color on you.
- [gasps] - Oh.
- Oh, you couldn't. It's a confidential process.
I did think it was just those two old, mean Muppets.
the "Mr. Education of Arnie Frang."
- Oh, my God, it's genius!
Huston, we have a middle finger--kabloom!
- It's fine.
I need to delude myself like an idiot
* Seize the tonight *
Okay.
You are out of order! - [giggles]
* *
Wendy Williams dressing down a CVS self-checkout machine...
your bartenders and mannequins!
- Patti LuPone and [indistinct]!
[quirky dramatic music]
I see you! I see you, lady.
- Hey, hey.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
- [rapidly] Well, gay icons are typically glamorous divas
because we've worked so hard on it.
They can even be the blood kind.
Pharmacy.
- For the commute.
a DJ asked us if we wanted to headline this.
* There is no mystery *
[sighs] fucking Derek Jeter.
- Come on!
Does he have secret information that I'm dying or something?
I mean, usually, you can make the leap
- There's no face. It's great, you look great.
- Your knowledge base is so inconsistent.