Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought you were just a man in a shirt, sitting on a chair.

'Just move on from the paedo area entirely! '

Are you wanking over her?

I'm concerned about this arrangement.

The Dreyfus Affair or more like the Watergate Affair?

'This is the kind of job I deserve. I've paid my dues, all those years

'No, Mark, that's how they got Nixon! '

I need a drink.

and he's paying me 500 quid a week in advance, in cash.

He doesn't have anyone to play with, and two people can't share one bloody racket.

It's cool. It's retro.

'I've got no way out. Stuck with a newbie - Mr Fucking Shirt.

All right, look I've been invited

so there is actually a perfectly valid excuse

Right, OK, the thing is, er, the thing...

- Foz and I are married now. - Oh, right. Great.

'My favourite cheeses are Cheddar and Red Leicester.'

where you borrowed my Hitchhiker's Guide and we both read it out in funny voices?

'I can't invite her round here.

Oh, hi, Jez. Nancy.

I think I mentioned I'll be heading off late Saturday night.

'He never normally thinks about things.'

We formed a sub-strata, a secret society

'At least he's going. Don't need a witness to this fiasco.'

I can't hide. I'm not a good hider.

It's just, I don't really want to do it.

sort of borrowed Russell's house?

That is not so me.

'I should speak to her, but what the hell can I say?

Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

- (Jez) Foz? - (Foz) Where's Sally?

'Kerry's being all lovely to Mike about his mum's thyroid thing.

Oh, my God, he never!

It's an ironical day out.

Er, Sally, look, I'm really not sure I...