Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me

and from my job as an executive I had plenty of cash leftover to buy a hoover.

and I've had to do loads of spreadsheets.

Yep, see you there... here, then.

- Sally! - 'I've definitely hit a new low.'

which proves I'm not a paedo.

At school? You got taught the wrong way to rub one out and you tried it for two hours.

'Maybe I should start taping my phone calls.

I've never had to pay for it before

Oh, yeah? What about this? Is that real enough for you?

'That doesn't feel good. Still, got his house keys.

I never knew you were into stuff like this.

Right, well, this I have got to see.

All right, all right, all right. Here he comes... Whey!

'signing on, every bloody week.'

You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?

'What am I doing? This isn't me, I can't have an affair.

So, Jez, do you think it would be all right if I...

You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?

So, listen, a weird question. I'm not sure if you're looking for work or what,

- Where? Who with? - Just to a nightclub.

'Oh, great night at the pub this is(!) Laura's caught in Super Hans' tractor beam,

I hope Nancy gets here soon, this is gonna be perfect.

- a recent clean Aids certificate? - Yes.

'Still nothing from Sophie. Probably busy boning Jeff in Frankfurt.

Well, you're becoming a pain in the arse. How do you like that?

It's just he did expect me to...