Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'There are lions. There are lions everywhere!

I mean, where did you even meet him?

'one of the few girls in my year to notice me and yet still not mock.

So this is your flat?

Why should I have to bloody get it?

Oh, I get it. You're just another dirty dog like everyone else.

'Why shouldn't I have some mild flirtation, a snog even, or more? '

is not nothing. You should try cleaning one of those mothers.

It's so... romantic.

She won't know anyone except me.

'Never mind. Only a few hand shandies between me and a home studio.'

'One that I'll never ever tell anyone because of my deep and burning shame.'

Jeremy, that is so you.

marketing development group, me and Alan and Lisa and Jeff.

I don't really want to go back to that place or have anything to do with him.

I hoover sometimes cos I bought my flat and that

- No, why? - Because I'm a dirty dog, all right.

Actually Russell had to go off to Norway this morning, so I'm just here. Is that all right, Dad?

Cheer up, Mark. Least now you've got a funny story to tell people.

'The final humiliation.'

Here they all are, my tormentors.

Squash rackets are not a normal form of remuneration.

Yeah, the flat. That sounds lovely.

Well, the vast majority, but there were some crumbs of comfort -

None of the party powder either.

OK, well, great chatting to you, Sally.

What do you mean, that is so me?

So, are you gonna go and get it?

And now I don't know what to do, cos on the one hand...

I thought you might get a kick out of them.

And what's it like when you're in the middle?

Just a jumper Russell got for me.

he's a creative, I'm a creative.

'Obviously! Of course! Why didn't I just buy an anvil and smash my face onto it?

Look, the door's locked and...

CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT

So will you ask him now?

Ah, now listen, before I forget,