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But we agreed I'm the muscle! I do the hitting!
Gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?
Bring it, bitch.
[man screaming]
God, really? You just did it again.
This is my first PC, and i'm an old programmer
-Hmm? -Oh, sorry, my bad.
It was my first year at Sarah Lawrence, there were very slim pickings.
Or actually, uh, I have something tonight,
Where am I?
But this is the last time.
-I'm gonna have my own capers! -Goddamn right you are!
[Joker] Oh, come on.
[sighs] In a very odd, hard-to-articulate way.
He literally made me who I am today.
when she scored a perfect ten on the uneven bars
Harley Quinn?
I'm just sayin' the Joker's excitin'.
[alarms blaring]
Party's over, ya pieces of shit!
I created you!
You'll never take us alive, Bats!
Where's the Joker?
That is just... [laughs] You don't want that.
...you'll die laughing!
-Calendar Man? -Oh, hi! Exactly one year today, Ivy.
And then I'm not going to not puppeteer his face.
To play a little game.
Somethin' terrible must have happened to him!
And we're murdering everyone in Gotham in three, two...
[both moaning]
who befriends plants to avoid human intimacy.
It's my memory, too, dummy.
-Ya lied to me. -Aw.
-[sniffs and snarls] -...left you here to rot.
He and Batman are hell-bent on destroying everyone I care about.
-Uh, um, okay? -I'm actually still workshopping that.