Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Joker laughing]

Sorry, my little strung-up pheasant,

And I told you I only go there once a year,

So you don't have a riddle so funny

Well, I do love my Reese.

Yeah. You look way better now.

and in the acid, the loser will fry.

Sure. A classic misanthrope with abandonment issues

But I'm the chemo.

Till death do us part.

What is? "It's-me-dickhead?" or just "me-dickhead"?

That's when Mistah J proposed.

so I decided to let you see it for yourself.

-I'm in! -Really? Me too!

But that's not what really happened, is it?

That i spend my entire saturday setting up something this fucking stupid.

And they say it's so funny it makes people's brains explode!

I mean, you're smart, you're strong...

I wanna be your partner in crime. For reals.

And i'm an old programmer

-and you're gonna want some of mine. -[sighs in frustration]

-[swords slashing] -[guns cocking]

And he plans to broadcast it on live TV.

Oh, ain't he cute when he's escapin'?

Our escape was all over the news and he has not come to see you.

can't you just see me in the Legion of Doom?

Harley! Riddle me this.

the Legion of Doom doesn't give memberships to sidekicks.

But, but no. No, I'm totally finished with him.

-[groans] -[bomb beeping]

I am more than just Joker's girlfriend!