Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're probably sick 'cause you ate paper, you fricking psycho.

[crooning] ♪ Who will be the Baby of the Year? ♪

Happy Birthday Gareth

That's just for sports !!

This place is covered head to toe in peanut butter

If we don’t win our bet tonight I’ll kill myself on live tv

When he's in here and shouldnt be

so it doesn't look like you're just bragging.

Happy birthday, wes

Happy birthday, chance

Get off me, man.

And Gruff doesn't touch it

Happy Birthday Chris

Happy Birthday, Tim

Let my wife see the little people

because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins

Sloppy mud pie.

Calm down, they're old ones. They don't stay babies forever, idiot.

#9, Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

This is a hard decision.

The one where you can see the KFC sign through their front window.

-Oh, yeah, that's good. That's great. -Thank you.

92, respiratory failure.

This is so interesting. Thank you.

I would like more information.

Happy Birthday *Mary*

Happy birthday, Michael

I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!

No, you were great.

I was just trying not to use a ton of paper towel.

Ooh! I think I know who this is from.

Happy Birthday Chris! Hope you don’t get Chode Jeans!

-He's probably faking it! -You son of a bitch!

but we've narrowed it down

Saturday October 7 416 Kent Ave #1907

Happy Birthday Brandon

that his friend's foot's stuck in the toilet,

♪ Look at their rolls ♪