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and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road.
Happy birthday Carl
Now look at you...
#9, pancaked by drunk dump truck driver
All right, I'm gonna...
Who will be theeeee Bozo of the weekkkkkkk
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE STEPHEN MILLER
-I tagged you both in that. -Why?
You said you liked the gift.
Now my stomach’s absolutely fucked
It's Chunks' hunks by a mile
I just hope Lev's all right.
happy birthday danny
fuck you, Tommy Jarvis!
I hope you fucking die Harley jarvis
and you feel sick to your stomach!
This place is covered head to toe in pink-eye
-[yelling] No! -♪ ...to you--♪
Ooh! Another chode.
I... I feel good about it. I hope I didn't do too much talking.
and as much as you have been saying...
I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins' father
We got a certified chode on our hands
Right, Rick? Right, Melissa?
Happy Birthday, Rosario
Now my knee is absolutely fucked
"I've been conflicted about whether to say anything,
"They're mad 'cause I won Best Hog at the hog shit snarfing contest,
[footsteps]
Happy Birthday. You should know, Jim kissed me on the cheek.
-Send it to me. -Me too.
-[clears throat] All right, this is good. -Okay.
Okay.
All right, judges, do you need more time?
-Yes! -What about Rick and Melissa's?
♪ Oh, who will be Baby of the Year? ♪
His father didn't need to do the oral."
If Josh Allen doesn’t out score Darren Waller
in weight and 10th percentile in height.
Happy Birthday Zac
Yeah. Don't let it ruin your day, okay? You're still a great doctor.