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Babe, we were just talking about
[clears throat]
[Melissa inhales deeply]
Baby of the year!
You had a big mud pie
Now my stomach is absolutely fucked
we got a certified chode on our hands
-Sorry. -Yeah.
OH, IT DOES BOTH.
and then you touched the receipt,
Then let my wife eat... Flood the fucking condo.
♪ Heads are round Bellies are squishy ♪
Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.
Sloppy mud pie.
I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.
but I'm not mad, 'cause we're all loads of beef,
-He used too small a piece. -Lev's probably not even sick!
So are we the bad boys or the mowers?
Looks like you push.
Now my stomach is absolutely fucked
What I don't like to make a habit of doing
I have to get this off my chest.
then I ate the mud pie,
Now look at you
I have firmly made up my mind.
and then you hear a bunch of yelling,
Happy Birthday Chris!
now my stomach is absolutely fucked
Happy Birthday Brad
Yes.
It's been a grueling three months,
Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie.
You were great. [giggles]
Tell 'em it's...
Get... her... outta... here!
I’m
Happy Birthday Kaitlyn