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God.
Happy Birthday, Brian
'cause your toilet can't suck 'em down,
Oh, my... This is perfect.
So you wouldn't have any qualms
Little tuna can.
Tiny Dinky Daffy,
Happy birthday, Owen
So we just have someone else eat my gift receipt
Dump it. TraSH it. This one's Garbage
Wait, what the hell?
-[glass shatters] -[woman screaming]
-[partygoers gasp] -Paper doesn't make you sick on its own.
And the bad boy of the competition, Bart Harley Jarvis.
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
[chuckles] Yes.
. .
[Rick] Jacob was lying about the mud pie.
And Gruff doesn't touch it
[Melissa] I'll do it.
I'm just gonna put all this stuff together
.
So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books,
-We just thought it was cute. -And you'd be fine if I ate it?
-[audience booing] -He has a massive underbite
Until you're part of this Turbo Team,
all alone.
.
This is incredible!
I hope you fucking die, Harley jarvis
Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.
Happy Birthday Mark
But it’s a package just for sneaks!
♪ Can they be tricked? Can they be chucked? ♪
Okay. All right. I got you.
All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.
you must have used
for a toilet the exact same size as yours,
Ye... Yes.
Happy birthday danielle!
and jumping over the couches.
Yeah. Don't let it ruin your day, okay? You're still a great legislative services analyst
Might fuck this whole thing up
Happy Birthday don't take too small a slice!
I’m a wreck right now
[climactic music building]
Happy Birthday
when u have a certified chode on your hands
for me to tell about the oral.
Okay, okay, so cute. Look what I just posted.
I like it, Lev.
then it shouldn't be a problem if I take the receipt back.
Should'nt have had such a sloppy mud pie.