Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Don’t let it ruin your day, okay? You’re still a great pilot

JD DON'T YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR HIM

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie.

-Maybe I'll go for this. -That could be a good one.

This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage

Happy Birthday Rocco

You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you

"Slapping down some pig shit

Happy Birthday Heather

And Janis doesn’t disconnect

It’s brothers by a mile

I'm a wreck right now

This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage

-[Rick] How you doing, honey? -[Melissa] I feel...

-Oh, my God. -Tell 'em to send an ambulance.

Happy Birthday Cameron

IF Emma Stone ISNT ACTRESS OF THE YEAR I'LL KILL MYSELF ON LIVE TV

And if he was lying about something as simple

If preorders for the steam frame don’t go live this week I’ll kill myself on live tv

Now my legs are absolutely fucked

Happy Birthday Justin

[clears throat]

and now you can't take a dump in your house

Happy Birthday Nick

[Melissa] Should we open another gift?

You should know...

[in hard rock style] ♪ Look at their toes ♪

Pancaked by parker boudreaux

If I Have to Wait an Hour for Lunch I'll Kill myself on live tv

Oh! Okay... got it.

Happy Birthday, Anna.