Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[menacing music playing]

I took a shower last night after I took a piss and shit.

NO! Don't let topolah touch that!

I hope you fucking die Colorado

Just wet, wet mud

Now my stomach's absolutely fucked

Happy Birthday Jacob

Happy birthday Benjamin

-Huh? -The gift receipt.

If I lose to Flashtros this week I’ll kill myself on live TV

The guy at the store said he has the same one.

"How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet."

Sunday funday with these pig dicks.

and completely flat back of the head.

Happy Birthday Nick

Happy Birthday Justin

But when you try and jump in, they yell at you and they say,

I'm a wreck right now

But if Melissa doesn't get sick,

was like the gift...

Fuck you Greg Bovino!

Won't need it, 'cause this is perfect.

happy birthdAY DEEPAK

happy birthday, owen

In Memoriams don't usually include how they died.

Okay, cool. Thanks.

My back is absolutely fucked

Boo caught me sleeping."

-What? -It does both.

[cheering and applause]

I’m a wreck right now

What are you talking about?