Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It'll be over in five minutes, Mrs. Blaine.
George! George! It's Harry now on long distance from Washington.
IM STILL THINKING
♪ My Wild Irish rose ... ♪
Joe! Merry Christmas!
You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.
You know where he lives?
- You know, y-y-you got someplace to sleep? - No.
A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class.
Sally’s an old maid. She never married.
George who?
Until their children grow up and leave them?
i need a drink
Tim, Tim topped 'em all
that is, unless you're still married to that broken-down Building and Loan.
Oh, I shouldn't wonder when you okay reverse charges on personal long distance calls.
Bert! Listen! It's that fellow there.
♪ And dance ♪
- Don't hurt my sore ear again. - Oh, no, no, no ...
What do you want?
You've got your wish.
I didn't fall in. I jumped in to save George.
A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help.
And you ask me to lend you eight thousand.
look daddy! bri-guy says every time an attribute's tagged correctly in intelagree... an angel gets its wings
Keep him out of Bedford Falls anyway.
Now, I'll paste this together.
Switch it inside.
Whatever were you doing that you couldn't hear?
- All right, sir. - Okay, George?
what would happen if i was a requiem? oh god then i wouldn't crave a sacrifice.
Okay, boys, let's go.
what would happen if they sent me away for 9 months? oh god then i'd never see taxes crazy and i'd say "hello and goodbye australia welcome to carbon greenies style taxes clapham trainor respite!"
The big Charleston contest!
That moment when THE BANK EXAMINER CALLS
- Some other time, George. - It's important!
And then I got scared, George, and closed the doors. I — I — I ...
but just what exactly did you want to see me about?
and then I'm going to build things. I'm going to build air fields.
Now you just turn this way and go right straight down there.
He just took over the bank.
atlantean temple civlilzations hidden in my bra zones. i'll be sandpapering snokshotpaper gun underneath the roched marleen tox sun don't look toxed. don't ever meeeeee is unaviliable i'm undone. don't even i'll put you not out there fuck that scratch that i mistake myself regardless of my tears.
I wish we could trade for a replacement level player HOT DOG!
Sit down?! What are we ...
Even though they know the Baileys never made a dime out of it.
broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.
Daddy, how do you spell "Hallelujah?"
Where's my hat? Where's my ...
Well, it's not gonna be me.
... Oh, I can't wait to see Tilly's face.
What!
YOU LIKE EVERY BOY
Well, I guess we better run along.
- You'll get your money in sixty days. - Sixty days?
- George! - Is this the sort of thing
Happy New Year to you ... in jail.
Get out of here!
That's why all children should be girls.
We need Mr Gowers more than ever
now listen ... now listen to me.
A new magazine! I never saw it before.
I never said I'd take it.
Families!.... I don't want the familes over here!
I'm all right. I'm all right.
Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about ...
It isn't me!
Because we're cutting in on his business, that's why.
- all that stuff, I was talking about. - Still after that first million before you're thirty.
- Hi, Sam. - Well, George Baileyoffski!
Huh? Oh, shucks ...
A ... Yeah, they believe in angels.
Father, did I act like that when I graduated from high school?
I'm offering you a three-year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today.
Bailey ...
Potter isn't selling. Potter's buying.
But ideals without common sense can ruin this town.
I don't suppose you'd like this old second-hand job, would you?
- You may kiss my hand. - Ummm.
Holy mackerel, I'm married.
- Your boss. Where is he? - Look, I'm the boss.
I put on my hat.
you, you sitting on the nest Gwen? Jack Bailey lassos boy stork!
When you turn down Tom Wassel's Z-Turn
As I was lumbering down the street,
Something happens here you'll have to remember later on.
All right. This way.
Hello, Joseph. Trouble?
I know, I know, George. And it's marvelous.
You sent for me, sir?
Take me back there. Hurry up.
I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband.
They're way downtown. They'd be on my side, too.
you can come and borrow money.
What do you know about that?
Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look
Good idea, Ernie, a toast ...
- Violet Bick! - I'm not going to go, George. I changed my mind.
I'm all right! I'm all right!
Now, We-We can get through this thing all right.
If you lay a hand on me, I'll hit you with this broom.
It was my Tony, Miss Carter. Tony Whitman?
And if you ask me, that's where you belong.
The fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard.
- trying to get rid of me, huh? - Uh-huh.
- She is ... - Where is she?
Ouch
Hmmm.
As we shop for social distancing, let’s all be more like Mrs. Davis
Comes in pretty handy down here, Bub
You haven't a care in the world.
- What's the matter? - Nothing's the matter. Everything's all right.
Hello daddy, hello daddy.
I'll go further than that.
Your mother's so excited, she ...
Salt! That life may always have flavor!
- Uh-huh. - Came back three days ago.
- Thanks. - See you again.
And I've got the key?
I'm glad I know you, Maurice Woods
Ghost Files Memory Of A Crime
BROSEF! …BROSEF!!
Well, poor Mary.
"She's Just About To Close Up The Library!"
Well, that's the doggonedest thing.
I can get another job. I'm only fifty-five.
Now wait a minute here. Wait a minute here.
No, but you — you ... you're thinking of this place all wrong.
Just dance with her one time and you'll give her the thrill of her life.
I’m not going to go George I’ve changed my mind
Well, of course, I like her. She's a peach.
Are you sure this is Bailey Park?
You have no idea what happened.
i've got 26 requests per second here and 26 requests per second isn't gonna break anybody
She's about to riot in the library!
- I know ... - Hey, Violet.
but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle.
"Teacher Says 'Every Time A Bell Rings A Zapdos Get His Wings.'"
Have you made up your mind?
- Why? - Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter.
W-Wait just a minute. I — I'll call him. George!
- Somebody call the police! - Hit him with a bottle!
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- Oh, now don't rub it in. - I'm not rubbing it in.
Strange, isn't it?
stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas.
Teacher says every time a bell rings ... Arkansas hits over a 100%
How do you like it? We're going to put ...
Made up your mind yet?
. .
I just happened to be passing by.
♪ Be forgot, and days of Auld Lang Syne ♪
I had to act quickly. That's why I jumped in.
I am not!
Oh, they are?
He did?!
That's all right. Go on in.
Look, will you get my wife on the phone? She's probably over at her mother's.
Why do we have to have all these kids?
Well, how about the Building and Loan?
And I'm gonna have a couple of harems, and maybe three or four wives.
You see, George, you really had a wonderful life.
Eli Whitney made this?!
Teacher Says Every time a bell rings ou loses a recruit
You must mean two other trees.
Commander Harry Harrigan
Harry! You're the guy I want to see.
Ninety per cent owned by suckers who used to pay rent to you!
- Uncle Billy in? - Yeah, he's in his office.
How much do you need?
The line forms on the right.
Oh, Clarence. Hasn't got his wings yet, has he?
If you wouldn't mind living in the nicest house in town.
ME, AUSTIN BAKER, I own my own house
George, I'll start you out at twenty thousand dollars a year.
What do you mean sending her home like that, half naked?
When the bank Examiner
What's that?
You, you want the moon?!
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Go to work, slave ...
Help me, Clarence, please.
YOU LIKE EVERY BOY
Every time a bell rings ou loses a recruit
I — I still can't understand it though. You know I didn't tell anybody I was coming here.
Dozens of the prettiest little homes you ever saw.
Hee Haw Succ a biggin
I don't like coconuts.
He says he's an angel. He's tried to hypnotize me.
To sum up day one of remote learning:
- Eight thousand dollars. - Yeah, I'll say. Just things like that.
We can both hear. Come here.
... George, tha-that man's here again.