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- That's why we're here. - [laughs] Good one, stranger.
What if word gets out?
- Standing. - I miss my home chair.
It's a dead issue.
- in our chairs. - She's right.
that our food truck was the site of a double homicide?
I just want walk up to the hot dog stand out front
- You won. - I won.
All right, let's play some cards.
And how exactly will you stop me?
You're the one that brought up ham.
I figured out your tell.
Starting a business is very scary.
You don't even know the terminology.
Okay. Sorry.
It's in the "Our Story" section of the menu.
Yeah, and you're also a known gambling addict.
I was at rock bottom.
the mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss cool.
- Why's that, Terry? - 'Cause he's a dick.
No time like the present.
Oh, really? Well, challenge accepted.
Still, let's get in there and suck 'em out.
A couple years ago on my birthday I treated myself
In your face, Terry!
Yeah, I didn't think so.
But the joke's on you.
- So good. - Perhaps I should see for myself.
Does it matter? We failed and now you know we're onto you.
You couldn't sit all day if you tried.
- [blows raspberry] - A'ight.
Fine. I got no place to be.
- Both: Bugged! - Yes, it's bugged.
- I'll call. - What an idiot.
that you were living in your mother's basement,
Coverage starts tomorrow.
I've already left. I don't enjoy being judged,