Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Blue Moon Detective Agency. Gal's got her hand in the till?
Slow and steady wins the race.
Be right back.
We just accept each other for who we are.
Make it crowded in the bathroom in the morning.
-What happened? -She shot him.
Why did she marry him?
But there's something she doesn't understand.
Yes, I have never seen him s0 upset.
In exchange, I want her to promise never to see, correspond...
Some of my best friends are married. I was married.
We just cracked the case.
Backed in, carefully, calmly.
So you planted Bridget's gun on Mr. Baxter.
But you know what? I like that stuff.
-...only reason was love. -I wanna hear.
-Leave Sam out of this. -Maddie, you're having a baby.
No, thanks.
Then we'd have to come back.
It's just comfortable.
Can I ask you something?
-Not me? -Not you.
I guess I don't believe you're married.
I am not gonna stand here, let you browbeat me because I got married.
Just relax, listen--
...then shows up to work on Monday so she can tell another she's married?
-What did you call me? -Maddie, short for Madelyn.
Boy, she really is a home wrecker.
Come in.
Stand back there. Stand back.
That's ridiculous.
-Can you really prove that we act--? -Bert.
Brown, your eyes are brown?
I figured after seven years of being a devoted abusee...
Why would he not come in?
I noticed. They didn't say, but I could hear their pulses quicken.
He's been honest about that.
But now is the prime opportunity for you to take advantage...
And I'm sure Walter Bishop, whatever kind of guy he is...
Maybe he's some kind of a philanderer...
Then this morning, it dawned on me...
I loved it when you made up.
David and 1?
Nice way to end an episode.
And all of a sudden he said to me:
Oh, still busy.
I know what you're feeling.
Always being nervous, always being unsure.
Me and David....
...80 why not be honest with each other.
...and then shows up to work on Monday?
But you two, I don't know....
What would you like us to do?
If you could just park your ego for a minute.
So we were. I told him everything.
Maybe it's just two people who figure they'll never see each other again...
I'll have you know the reason I got married...
But that's what a man looks for in a mistress.
A little out of left field, but I think it's terrific.
Don't cast aspersions, Bert.