Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You do. Share it with me. -l do.
Put on some more chamber music.
I mean, if you listen to those people out there...
I'm just gonna mention this once and never bring it up again.
Blue Moon. David Addison speaking.
...nor will I accept, the nomination of my party...
-...I don't really know if you're married. -l am.
I just never figured you'd marry anyone else.
-Mr. Addison in yet? -Nope.
Our fee ain't cheap, but we'll bust our chops...
...to black and blue.
Well, you, me, the bed.
-My ring? -Yeah.
But he'd be miserable, and so would I.
I want you to take her the following offer:
Bert, Bert.
...and that he really cared.
I'm sorry, I took the liberty of cutting the line.
His mistress is the problem.
Let her get a collar once in a while.
To spite you?
I don't know, it's just--
Bad marriage, suddenly he's dead.
...in a seven and a half percent T-bill, or buy 23,417 lottery tickets?
It was fun.
"Years"?
Yes, it's great to be back in the saddle again.
-I'm not. -May I ask why?
Say, a marriage counsellor?
-He makes me happy. -Happy's good.
While he was head-hopping, you two decided to throw a tea party.
How are you feeling, sir?
You know these chase scenes, always something stupid.
Oh, sorry, that was the long arm of the law.
...and when it gets to your house, it almost never looks like the picture.
I always knew hopping from bed to bed was dangerous.
I don't know, Ms. Hayes.
Anthony never felt for me what he feels for her.
-L-O-V-E, love. -Love?
I was just an escape, a place he could come to cool off.
...plus relocation expenses anywhere in the world.
Don't wanna buy what you sell or convert to your religion.
...some antidepressants of any kind?
No, no, he's not like...
And I guess we all feel that way.
Look, I got news for you, babe, this has nothing to do with my ego.
No pressures.
-You're upset. You're upset. -I'm not. I'm not.