Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just want to kiss a bunch of girls.

Now I believe it's time to hear...

Why has this never occurred to me?

This is insane. I don't know what I'm doing.

The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl in this school to kiss me but her.

to help serenade this individual in song...

♪ Six-feet-under screams but no one seems to hear a thing ♪

♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon ♪

[School Bell Rings] Oh, yeah. That's my ear. I love it. I like it.

and I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. Hey, I forgot my purse.

So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch,

Santana. [School Bell Rings]

[School Bell Rings]

♪ You need some lovin' ♪

Esteemed Council, I'll be brief.

So what did it feel like...

What do you mean?

I saw it. You guys' faces were, like, right up next to each other.

It meant so much to me that you chose me over her.

♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪

Scope out the competition. See what this guy's like.

It wasn't safe, so Brit, Santana and Quinn quit the Cheerios.

We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club,

And it made me feel like crap.

Maybe try rocking back and forth. People do that in movies.

I'm just... I'm so confused in my head right now.

Sorry, I was at church.

♪ Yet you're my favorite work of art ♪

Which is why I'm asking to enlist The Warblers...

This is the first time I've ever been stood up.

Yeah. I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately.

- Oh! - Be my valentine?

- I love Sam. - No, you don't.

Hey! Knock it off and get going!

Oh. [Forced Laugh] But see, I sorta do.

Otherwise known as "the kissing disease."

Because I spell "woman" Z-l-Z-E-S.

- ♪ Oh, yeah Them fat-bottomed girls ♪ - ♪ Fat-bottomed girls ♪

- Later, sad sack. - But that was only three minutes.