Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It meant so much to me that you chose me over her.

So what did it feel like...

This is insane. I don't know what I'm doing.

I saw it. You guys' faces were, like, right up next to each other.

Sorry, I was at church.

Why has this never occurred to me?

And it made me feel like crap.

So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch,

Otherwise known as "the kissing disease."

♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon ♪

Because I spell "woman" Z-l-Z-E-S.

♪ Six-feet-under screams but no one seems to hear a thing ♪

Oh. [Forced Laugh] But see, I sorta do.

You just want to kiss a bunch of girls.

The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl in this school to kiss me but her.

[School Bell Rings]

Hey! Knock it off and get going!

Which is why I'm asking to enlist The Warblers...

Maybe try rocking back and forth. People do that in movies.

Now I believe it's time to hear...

♪ You need some lovin' ♪

Yeah. I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately.

Scope out the competition. See what this guy's like.

It wasn't safe, so Brit, Santana and Quinn quit the Cheerios.

This is the first time I've ever been stood up.

[School Bell Rings] Oh, yeah. That's my ear. I love it. I like it.

- Later, sad sack. - But that was only three minutes.

♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪

We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club,

to help serenade this individual in song...

Esteemed Council, I'll be brief.

- ♪ Oh, yeah Them fat-bottomed girls ♪ - ♪ Fat-bottomed girls ♪

and I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. Hey, I forgot my purse.

What do you mean?

♪ Yet you're my favorite work of art ♪

- Oh! - Be my valentine?

Santana. [School Bell Rings]

- I love Sam. - No, you don't.

I'm just... I'm so confused in my head right now.