Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Ah, baby ♪♪

but I see no envelope of cash, no muffin basket.

and you think the peer pressure will get to me.

Of course I do.

[Sighs] I just- I can't believe I made it all up in my head.

But what went down in that janitor's closet was... epic.

♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" ♪

Why can't you just forgive me?

We haven't even really gone out on a date. We... We shouldn't do this.

So, um, what did you think?

- ♪ No, it isn't silly ♪ - ♪ At all ♪

♪ Oh, down beside that red firelight ♪

♪ See all these illusions just take us too long ♪

I mean, that's kind of my love song to you, 'cause...

I know what cheating looks like. I do it all the time.

♪ On my house On my job ♪

Yeah. [Chuckles]

♪ Are you gonna let it all hang out? ♪

- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ P.Y.T. ♪

- What? - Off-campus?

The Warblers are so concerned with image and tradition...

Maybe. But I think Sam likes you enough to believe whatever story you told him.

♪ But I knew love before I left my nursery ♪

How about you let me take you to Breadstix for Valentine's Day?

Here's the thing, Puckerman. I'm not just lookin' for somebody to fool around with,

I'd like to call it "The Warblers' Gap Attack."

[Sighs] I would love that.

Actually, you're just a bitch.

- You mock us, sir! - [Gavel Raps]

He's gonna feel it. We're supposed to be giving Kurt advice, remember?

♪ You're gonna leave 'em goin', "Oh, oh, oh" ♪

Oh, we had a date, didn't we?

♪ You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs ♪

but then Quinn kissed Finn after the big game, even though she's been dating Sam.

Oh, yeah. I ordered it for you for Christmas before we broke up.

Could I get a nonfat mocha and a medium drip for my friend, Billy Crystal?

Okay, come on, come on. Man up. You're amazing. [Sighs]

So how about we stop talking about tonguing, and Finn and I go to the nurse?

I know why you're doing this.

'Cause you always just seem to be meddling in everybody else's business.

Fine. I think I love him.

and I've only known him for a little while,

- ♪ It isn't silly ♪ - ♪ At all ♪

♪ Do you ever feel already buried deep? ♪

[School Bell Rings] [Sighs]

[Cash Register Beeping]

The other one: You can't choose love. Love chooses you.

[All Applauding]

Please. I've had mono so many times, it turned into stereo.