Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I kissed every girl in the school and raised $324 for the Glee Club.

Her mom picked her up a few hours ago.

Tell me you don't wanna kiss me right now.

So I took a bunch of those records you were lookin' at in the library,

Yeah. No jealousy, no drama.

you are the only guy I'm ever within kissing distance of.

♪ But I look around me and I see it isn't so ♪

- Praying for the strength to come? - Not to.

♪ Right away Won't you, baby? ♪

No, at least not enough to not wanna hurt me. That's the thing about cheating.

Valentine's Day is comin' up, so for this week's lesson,

[School Bell Rings]

♪ Love doesn't come in a minute ♪

♪ But their beauty and their style ♪ Whoo!

But I'm not. At least, not about you.

[Case Closes] Thank you.

because I won the first conference championship in this school's history,

so, uh, yeah, you are.

- Everyone thinks I'm dumb. - Not... everyone.

- 'Cause it meant you didn't love me. - That's not true.

And to all the singles out there, this is our year.

- So you are going to The Gap Attack though, right? - Sh-Should I?

♪♪ [Vocalizing]

♪ Breaking them off your fancy legs ♪

- What's that? - It's a receipt. I went to Jared.

♪ 'Cause there's a spark in you ♪

It's on the wrong side of the tracks.

I am, but I still... I still want a real kiss. That was not a dollar kiss.

Okay, I'm all for flair, but these Valentine Day decorations are just tacky.

♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin? ♪

♪ 'Cause here I go again ♪

- [Kurt] I was absolutely devastated. - ♪♪ [Woman: '60s Pop]

♪ Vum vum vum vum ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

I'm totally gonna graduate now!

All right. So happy Valentine's Day, everybody. [Chuckles]

[Gasping] ♪ Are you smart? ♪

♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪

Just because I can't be with you...

[All Cheering, Applauding]

[Warblers Together] ♪ Vum vum vum vum ♪

Or else you wouldn't have come here.

♪ About my loved one? ♪ ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪

♪ When I get you alone ♪

[Gavel Raps] [Wes] All those in favor?

- That's my man, and his legs don't work. - Tenderoni!

♪ Well, does she want me to make it now? ♪

and I'll consider it.

♪ I'll take you there ♪

You know why it hurt so bad when you guys cheated on me?

[Warblers] ♪ Doesn't come in a minute ♪

Look, you've given me the strength to move on.

which is really saying something, because I've performed at theme parks.

♪ Sing "Na na na" ♪ [All] ♪ Na na na ♪

[Feedback] Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three.

You know, you two are both so guy crazy.

- ♪ "Na na na na" ♪ - ♪ Na na na na ♪

I don't wanna screw this up.