Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm in love with Lauren Zizes.
You know what? I think that is a capital idea.
- I'm in love. - [All] Ooh!
- ♪ T.L.C. ♪ - ♪ Tender Lovin' Care ♪
Oh, my God, I made up the whole thing in my head, didn't I?
What are you so afraid of?
I'm looking for a classic love song to sing to you for our assignment,
You've been hurt by guys before, but I'm telling you, I'm not like that.
[Inhales] But there's this guy that I sort of... like,
Why The Gap?
whether you're wearing a Cheerio's uniform or not.
[Sam] Wait. Hold on. I wanna see this.
♪ And, ooh won't you take me there? ♪
♪ And I want it bad ♪
If I have anything, I hope it's not contagious.
Mmm. Let's go.
Well, we should probably kiss. There's a lineup.
♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
[Harmonizing] ♪ I can't explain ♪ ♪ How can I tell you ♪
You can't just bust a groove in the middle of somebody else's workplace.
Not totally. You have to choose eventually.
Game on.
♪ When I get you alone ♪
[Laughs]
As friends.
Revenge.
I think the fact that I led the football team to a conference championship...
but a lot of that had to do with the fact that I thought you were mixed race,
Well, come on. You're gonna want to see this.
Sounds serious. Let's hope not.
A medium drip and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy,
Listen, we've all been there. At least I have, with you.
- I sang to you. - An offensive song.
So I'm gonna need to borrow your germs.
♪ How can I tell you ♪ ♪ Ah, he gave me more He gave it all to me ♪
And I need to be wooed. You understand me?
Look at our idols: Whitney, Barbra, Patti LuPone.
- You're all kinds of tough. - Mmm. That's true.
Maybe the reason it never worked out with Rachel was because I was never over Quinn.
when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers...
Okay, so answer me this then. Why haven't you kissed Finn at his booth yet?
Leading you on, hurting my boyfriend.
Because we've always been completely honest with each other.
- [Tina] I love you, Mike Chang. - Almost too powerful.
You like being the queen bee,