Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

whether you're wearing a Cheerio's uniform or not.

♪ When I get you alone ♪

Oh, my God, I made up the whole thing in my head, didn't I?

Well, we should probably kiss. There's a lineup.

- I sang to you. - An offensive song.

You can't just bust a groove in the middle of somebody else's workplace.

You like being the queen bee,

but a lot of that had to do with the fact that I thought you were mixed race,

Listen, we've all been there. At least I have, with you.

Leading you on, hurting my boyfriend.

Sounds serious. Let's hope not.

You know what? I think that is a capital idea.

Look at our idols: Whitney, Barbra, Patti LuPone.

- [Tina] I love you, Mike Chang. - Almost too powerful.

[Inhales] But there's this guy that I sort of... like,

If I have anything, I hope it's not contagious.

A medium drip and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy,

I think the fact that I led the football team to a conference championship...

- ♪ T.L.C. ♪ - ♪ Tender Lovin' Care ♪

♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪

So I'm gonna need to borrow your germs.

I'm in love with Lauren Zizes.

♪ How can I tell you ♪ ♪ Ah, he gave me more He gave it all to me ♪

- I'm in love. - [All] Ooh!

[Sam] Wait. Hold on. I wanna see this.

I'm looking for a classic love song to sing to you for our assignment,

And I need to be wooed. You understand me?

[Harmonizing] ♪ I can't explain ♪ ♪ How can I tell you ♪

♪ And I want it bad ♪

Because we've always been completely honest with each other.

when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers...

Not totally. You have to choose eventually.

What are you so afraid of?

♪ And, ooh won't you take me there? ♪

Okay, so answer me this then. Why haven't you kissed Finn at his booth yet?

You've been hurt by guys before, but I'm telling you, I'm not like that.

I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

Well, come on. You're gonna want to see this.

Maybe the reason it never worked out with Rachel was because I was never over Quinn.

- You're all kinds of tough. - Mmm. That's true.