Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right, even though my Stephen sicks me out sometimes,
Stop them! They're Crab People!
And so we came up with our perfect plan.
Ever since gay culture became cool, our boys bathe every night
We can cover that black eye up with some cream base,
Hey, guys, you wanna go throw the football around?
Oh, my God, you've got splotches on your neck.
They took gay culture from real gays, and their asses are ours!
I knew gay people would never do this to their own kind!
I mean, you do have the fashion sense of a Japanese woman.
Sure, come on in. The guys are all watching TV.
We're sorry, but we knew that the only answer was to kill the Queer Eye guys.
Have you guys seen this?
Chefs as soon as they pick up grabbers
No.
Come on, fellas! Out of the malls and into the streets!
God damn it.
- You bastards. - That looks great!
Look, guys, a lot of the kids in school are talking, okay?
What a minute, what is that?
and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.
Well, sure, Sheila, our husbands are all so clean and neat!
We don't have time for all that, Chef!
- ERIC, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! YOU ARE NOT MOTHAFUCKING BISEXUAL AS A MOTHAFUCKA’S PIG! - I am half bi
What? That's what I'm doing!
I know what you mean.
Are you using any exfoliating products at all?
Oh, my God! This is not a fad. This is who we are.
Well, we don't pound butt, Mr. Garrison. We're straight.
Look, you guys are carrying this fad too far!
- ERIC, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! YOU ARE NOT MOTHAFUCKING BISEXUAL AS A MOTHAFUCKA’S PIG! - The first human to be a Jew On A Rope is a fucking bullshit toy, STOP TOUCHING ME ELMO!
Stop it, you two! Stop it!