Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't do anything. These are brand-new pants!
- It is not! - Is so!
- It's the best! - It is?
We're metrosexual!
Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!
We've spent our whole lives trying not to be one of you!
Crab People!
Oh, why can't we all live at the mall?
Jesus Christ.
Well, what can we do about it?
You can metro-bash us all you want, but we're here to stay!
This is the greatest thing ever.
- Oh, my God! - Let's go! Let's go!
I hope something happens soon to put an end to this whole fad.
Especially in those pants.
Look out!
Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,
- Clear! - Okay, Mr. Slave!
the Crab People shall finally reign supreme!
This is crazy!
I'm going to see the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people.
I should have known they were Crab People.
Oh, yeah? We're ultra-super stamp it, stamp it, no erasies, mega gay!
Oh, no.
- I thought of it first! - No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
God, I hate Craig! That son of a...
Please, girlfriend, you look like some kind of Little Orphan Annie nightmare.
Crab People!
Well, you're going to jail for the...
I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite!