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Offer not good tuesday through sunday.

The brief time I thought I was dead

I ain't going to kill myself, 'cause I just learned something.

They sure put you to work.

But I thought you might want to call this number.

You're the only smile I got.

two weeks later, swollen up so bad, they don't know if I'm man or sofa.

The voters just overturned the assisted suicide law.

And I got my 16-year-old body back!

Nobody loves you when you're old and gray

and squeezing me up here and jiggling me down there,