Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yep! I love drugs.

♪ It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G

I haven't been in LA in, like, a year,

Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day.

Covid Vaccine is for the people. It's the people's vaccine

♪ Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me

♪ We ain't got no panties on

Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to

It's your fucking stupid cutout from Hunter X Hunter.

That fuckers got to go

Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd.

Jonah Hill will be there.

I call him Channing Tate-yum.

How fucking crazy is this?

Something not that chill happened

you fucking cunt.

What? You yelling that shit for?

Mr Peabody and Sherman (2014)

Oh, thank God, Jay. I'm not dead yet.

Okay, Now That Was Good. That Was Good.

The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first.

Guys, the fucking internet's not working!

You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun

That is impressive, James

It's a lot safer than out there.

When the Goodiel’s Don’t Get Invited to a Family Wedding

we voted on it, man.

I fucking slide right in that shit.

I’m gonna titty fuck you fender!

Craig, stop 'em!

♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready

- So sorry, Craig. - A lot of guys in here

Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there.

- You and Jay make a run for it. - What?

But you really let me down.

Martin, empty your pockets! What?

We're going back to Franco's. Why?

SKINNEEJAY OVER HERE PROBABLY WATCHED AND JERKED OFF.

Can I have that Milky Way?

Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on. Oh, come on.

That's expensive shit, motherfucker!

He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things.

♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style

Jesus! Oh, shit!

I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere.

that you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting.

This place is not safe!

Twice… 2 times

What, you never had any brothers?

That sounds like homework

I must have misheard you.

Chipwrecked, get your freaking hands off me! Get your fucking...

So much suffering.

It’s too late, Tim. I’ve already walked away too much.

We should go to Franco's house soon.

That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What?

What? That's so cool.

Nothing was rapey Till you brought up the rapey vibes

I'm trying to have some fun, man.

No? It was me, Mendez.

Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day.

We're in a force field!

- God damn! - Come on, guys!

I'm not a big art guy.

Welcome to the twentieth century Buck Rogers!

That's right, man. I like to fucking read!

I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man.

One, two, three.

♪ And before I bring ya ass on

You sitting on the beach, it's freezing,

I didn't even invite him to my party,

You guys had already said that I could come back in

I don't even...

Dude, nothing was rapey Till you brought up the rapey vibes.

Well, guess what, buddy? You like art.

i don't have a goddamn earring! Shut the fuck up, Colleen!

Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing,

If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it.

I'm gonna sleep with you.

I don't really love it here.

On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere!

I mean for all we know, fucking Arsenal could’ve just won

Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten.

Hey, Johnny, what's up?

If you want to take a little rest,

I haven't even seen it yet,

好吧我在這裡我拉屎我說了操這個詞我們可以和一個辣妹做愛嗎

When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man?

- He's not as strong as you. - They all fell in.

So it's gonna be fun, man.

Yeah. We soft as baby shit.

Get out of my way! Move! Move!

I'm so scared, James.

My phone is dead!

Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever.

I don't know why not!! I don't know why not!!

"You never know what you're gonna get."

Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh!

A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.

Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun!

In joints. In joints.

♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready

Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.

Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God.

This is the end Webster

That's not true. It is.

No, I don't have any brothers.

Use your mouth! Put it out!

The fuckin' stench.

how long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill.

Put the drinks in a bag!

What just happened?

You saw something out there, didn't you?

Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven.

You did it! Yeah!

Did you just see that?

Yeah, bring your ass, bitch!

So, you're gonna...

You just in town visiting him, or what?

Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here.

It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much.

I'll fucking cum in your kitchen.

if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay?

Are you guys okay?

We are in a force field !

You're freaking out Jay!

Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.

I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth.

and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in.

When I'm stoned, I can't do this.

Everyone gets a fifth of everything.

I'm just trying to lay it out there.

Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy.

You may not have invited me to your party,

You took my Bible?

Luan Loud go to Carl's Jr

It's so funny. It's so funny.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run.

What? It's good for you.

and that should give you enough time to get to the garage.

I do whatever I want, this is my gimp

Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten.

I GOT BANNED FROM THE GAME, THANKS TO JAY.

Suck my dick suck my motherfucking dick!