Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The power of Christ compels you!

I'm assuming the same shit works for you?

And just for the record, you guys,

Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!

Franco, that's very uncomfortable.

Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do

hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.

Guess if Tropicana’s gone, it’s not a total loss, right?

It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs.

That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall.

Thank you very much, Craig.

Man, even if he is a rapist,

Hello hi jos are you

Guess what? It's not that compelling.

Hang on a second. What?

It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck!

♪ Backstreet's back, all right

That’s so cool

we bust this whole thing open.

I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's.

It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.

You Were Being Petty Tom Petty

So, Let Me Lay This On You, Megan's Roommate

Freaking Hal9000 loves me

I GOT BANNED FROM THE GAME, THANKS TO JAY AND HIS CHEAT CODES.

I don't want to die at James Franco's house.

Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside

No! Want to go...

Yo. Out and to the left. Shh-shh.

He was in the clear.

How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing?

America's sweetheart. J-bug, J-bone.

I hope you like big dick, motherfucker,

I have no idea what he's talking about honestly.

I JUST HEARD ONE OF YOU COUGHING

I'm good. We're four actors.

I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want.

It's too late... I've already walked away too much

Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way.

and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in?

The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill.

Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah?

What? I'm gonna sleep with you.

When y'all have girl talk with each other, so I have to talk to Gary to be part of my own secret group

You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it.

Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express?

I try to not come down here very much.

Nobody's that nice.

The power of... Get the fuck down!

We're gonna sing to all the ladies.

Come on. Amazing.

Each bite is better than the previous bite.

You don't like art?

I’m gonna titty fuck you fender!

We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and

For all we know the f****** Lakers could’ve just won

If anyone's gonna rape anyone here,

My Prius. Yeah!

You order a sandwich?

Just kill James

Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to?

Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers!

Get off my dick

What the fuck! What are you doing?

I always thought pee stank or whatever but it ain’t bad

and newt we find that you did these crimes (but not limited to personal or pratical magic according to clause 3f:) using the crucio curse making fake portkeys sneaking into gringott's wizard bank buying illicit potions backchatting professor mcgonaggal. newt how do you plead? half not guilty and half guilty.

Textbook twattage.

This is real! This is fucking real!

That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah.

Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.

It's any of them, man. You can't do that.

I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you

Nope, I'm... I sorry.

♪ Oppan Gangnam style ♪

♪ I ain't got no panties on

Look at it, man.

We should make sequels to more of our movies.

I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.

It's because I party so fucking hard.

Thanks, James Franco

Jay, like it or not,

Done and done. That's cool.

I hate Houston so fucking much.

What, you thought we would be Raptured already?

Oh, my God! Oh, oh...

You can't be a sore winner. No.

What the fuck? What do we do?

That Craig was an angel this whole time?

No fucking way.

Yeah! It's working!

What up? What's going on?

Should we go butt to butt or dick to...

Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him,

Just run! Keep running!

You want to see a picture of her?

that motherfucker with no traffic.

Hello, little hobbit.

Let's just buy something for your mother.

Show me your Vagina out

Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.

you know, since we killed the other one,

You got some in your mustache, baby.

Hold on, hold on.

Fox 5 San Diego

Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner,

No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys.

Does this coke smell funny??

you'd feel way fucking better all day.

but I don't think we should let him in.

Ha-ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth!

What does that have to do with us?

I TEND TO COUGH ALOT, BECAUSE OF ALL THE WEED I SMOKE.

which one of you is gonna get to rape me.

Why the fuck is it fair

We're gonna do our best. All right.

That should be me out there.

How long has it been, man?

- I'll show you the way. - Thank you.

Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too!

I'm a cannibal, hombre.

Get your fucking...

We can't feel anything in here.

It's not weird. It's my special food.

half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush,

Mendez! Good morning, sunshine!

- He needs to be hydrated. - The water's not working!

I’ll be bummed if I don’t get at least a bite of Voyd

Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay.

"and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven."

We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys.

Guys, the only issue is....i kinda *need* the ipad mini...

This place's a fucking fortress

it's probably gonna be Danny.

I'm being petty Tom Petty

I'll go with you, Jay.