Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The power of Christ compels you!

I hope you like big dick, motherfucker,

Thanks, James Franco

Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay.

What? I'm gonna sleep with you.

Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to?

You can't be a sore winner. No.

Man, even if he is a rapist,

I have no idea what he's talking about honestly.

Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him,

Let's just buy something for your mother.

it's probably gonna be Danny.

We can't feel anything in here.

I'm good. We're four actors.

That Craig was an angel this whole time?

Just kill James

What up? What's going on?

My Prius. Yeah!

It's too late... I've already walked away too much

I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want.

and newt we find that you did these crimes (but not limited to personal or pratical magic according to clause 3f:) using the crucio curse making fake portkeys sneaking into gringott's wizard bank buying illicit potions backchatting professor mcgonaggal. newt how do you plead? half not guilty and half guilty.

you know, since we killed the other one,

Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way.

You Were Being Petty Tom Petty

This is real! This is fucking real!

No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys.

I'll go with you, Jay.

How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing?

I'm assuming the same shit works for you?

Hello hi jos are you

It's any of them, man. You can't do that.

Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do

He was in the clear.

I GOT BANNED FROM THE GAME, THANKS TO JAY AND HIS CHEAT CODES.

Ha-ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth!

we bust this whole thing open.

What the fuck! What are you doing?

Done and done. That's cool.

Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too!

The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill.

- He needs to be hydrated. - The water's not working!

but I don't think we should let him in.

It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs.

Does this coke smell funny??

Textbook twattage.

Get your fucking...

You order a sandwich?

Hello, little hobbit.

I hate Houston so fucking much.

How long has it been, man?

and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in?

Yeah! It's working!

We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys.

The power of... Get the fuck down!

"and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven."

I’m gonna titty fuck you fender!

Come on. Amazing.

♪ Backstreet's back, all right

Each bite is better than the previous bite.

♪ I ain't got no panties on

I'm a cannibal, hombre.

That’s so cool

We're gonna sing to all the ladies.

Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.

It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.

We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and

If anyone's gonna rape anyone here,

which one of you is gonna get to rape me.

Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.

Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!

No! Want to go...

hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...

You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it.

Guess if Tropicana’s gone, it’s not a total loss, right?

And just for the record, you guys,

Show me your Vagina out

I TEND TO COUGH ALOT, BECAUSE OF ALL THE WEED I SMOKE.

I always thought pee stank or whatever but it ain’t bad

I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's.

No fucking way.

So, Let Me Lay This On You, Megan's Roommate

We should make sequels to more of our movies.

What, you thought we would be Raptured already?

Nobody's that nice.

Look at it, man.

Thank you very much, Craig.

Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner,

I’ll be bummed if I don’t get at least a bite of Voyd

Guys, the only issue is....i kinda *need* the ipad mini...

Yo. Out and to the left. Shh-shh.

that motherfucker with no traffic.

Franco, that's very uncomfortable.

Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express?

That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah.

It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck!

I'm being petty Tom Petty

- I'll show you the way. - Thank you.

That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall.

What the fuck? What do we do?

Should we go butt to butt or dick to...

Just run! Keep running!

Jay, like it or not,

you'd feel way fucking better all day.

♪ Oppan Gangnam style ♪

It's because I party so fucking hard.

Guess what? It's not that compelling.

What does that have to do with us?

This place's a fucking fortress

You got some in your mustache, baby.

Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.

Hang on a second. What?

I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you

Fox 5 San Diego

For all we know the f****** Lakers could’ve just won

Hold on, hold on.

We're gonna do our best. All right.

America's sweetheart. J-bug, J-bone.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That should be me out there.

Mendez! Good morning, sunshine!

Nope, I'm... I sorry.

half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush,

Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside

Why the fuck is it fair

I don't want to die at James Franco's house.

Oh, my God! Oh, oh...

When y'all have girl talk with each other, so I have to talk to Gary to be part of my own secret group

Freaking Hal9000 loves me

You want to see a picture of her?

Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah?

You don't like art?

I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.

Get off my dick

Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers!

I JUST HEARD ONE OF YOU COUGHING

I try to not come down here very much.

It's not weird. It's my special food.