Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If there's room, you guys'll come.

UNCLE CHARLES, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE IN TOWN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

We're getting crazy!

Luan Loud your CT Crunch

I really like it.

Jesus isn't the name of the Lord.

but he came and passed out in the bathtub,

Holy shit, man. Where did you get these?

Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy.

I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky.

Freaks forever, brother.

I don deserve to go to heaven. But you do.

Air Force One has gone down...

That's Channing Tatum.

you are being petty. Tom Petty.

Chill out, dude.

I'll pass you something!

You're... You're on a what?

the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber.

Who wants it, you piece of shit?

Nice. Very nice.

Yeah, no. That's racist.

Really cool. This place is beautiful, man.

and all the good people died,

Gluten's a vague term.

Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want.

Are you docking into me? You're doing tip to me?

You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God.

♪ Billstown’s back, all right! ♪

So fucking tight.

I call her Emily Nev-Eat!

I think I'm better than you. No, no.

You're a fucking asshole, you liar!

Like Terminator 2?

You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me.

Well, come on...

It's nothing. It's just, you know,

I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic.

Pick it up, Jonah!

Get your fucking...

Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.

Oh. You know what, actually?

We are going back to Franco's!

- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Move! Move!

You don't see me putting rules on you guys.

Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened

- Don't do that, Jonah! - Jesus.

Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun.

and I die for you.

When your computer keeps slowing down

Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God?

Should I shoot?

♪ We ain't got no panties on

- Fuck, man. - It's not...

I'm straight-up lovable, son.

It's better with more people.

Oh, it's so big.

I hear everything

Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey.

I'm a well-known homosexual advocate.

That’s Racist Man That’s racist

What are you doing? What are you doing?

I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

- Shut up, Franco! - Shoot the door, Franco!

Sick Rhymes Bro!!!

Seth Rogen, everybody.

Oh, does it? Does it compel me?

Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream.

How you doing, man? Good to see you.

Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way.

Out there, in your travels, uh,

as Apocalyptish?

this guy fuckin sucks!

Let me ask you something.

I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?

You're making me into a joke right now, Franco,

♪ He's gonna recommend you

I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride!

For you, I will go.

Get the fuck out of here.

oh god this is what the gallagher family test run would look like on supernanny and yes it is DVD footage of what helena wallenskog has observed and it is X rated and before i forget mom snd dad are too shocking but that's part of thier hormones we'll control them hello i'm back with some DVD footage... so i'd choose my actions very carefully

Weed is for the people It's the peoples weed

In-N-Out truck's coming in 10 minutes.

His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down.

It's too scary to sleep alone.

And his face looks like the police sketch

I’ve just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming

This is fucking real

I can do it myself asshole

Is it envy or wrath?

Just answer me one question.

Yeah, got this big dick.

You're not cutting it all?

I'm self-righteous.

Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him!

I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?

Where's the thing that killed the guy?

You talk like that i'm gonna lick your penis!

I don't know why not!

We'll all chill as one big unit.

James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y’all tripping.

KEEP YOURSELF SAFE BY STAYING HOME.

I totally fucked those guys.

Jesus! Get the fuck off me, Brina!

Come on, motherfucker. Shit!

That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that.

I don't know why not!

I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf.

You didn't suck any dick last night?

Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us.

Designed it myself.

♪ La-da-da-da-dah

Spark my ganja.

When management says you need to be a cheerleader for their ideas

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I know when you'll end this my roû tè dè pàr türè My house my love my rules I feel like changing my risk i'm not breaking

What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter.

That means fuck you.

What the... Fuck off.

She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal.

Sucks reference bro

And you know why else?

to make any guarantees. Fuck, no.

He's on hallucinogens.

Icing on the cake. Check it out.

Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?

Weed is for the people It's the people's weed

Oh, no, no, no, no!

And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone.

Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot.

Just flew in from Grand Forks and boy, are my arms tired

Do I have one? Do I have one?

I think that she needs...

A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here.

You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies.

Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what?"

Suck My Dick Suck My Motherfucking Dick!

I don't know where else to breathe from.

If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's John

♪ Ya better be ready ♪