Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as Apocalyptish?

I don't know why not!

You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies.

Pick it up, Jonah!

Jesus! Get the fuck off me, Brina!

Holy shit, man. Where did you get these?

- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Move! Move!

Weed is for the people It's the peoples weed

Should I shoot?

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

and I die for you.

the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber.

If there's room, you guys'll come.

I really like it.

I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God.

That’s Racist Man That’s racist

I'm self-righteous.

You're a fucking asshole, you liar!

You didn't suck any dick last night?

You talk like that i'm gonna lick your penis!

Freaks forever, brother.

It's better with more people.

I know when you'll end this my roû tè dè pàr türè My house my love my rules I feel like changing my risk i'm not breaking

When the Goodiel’s Don’t Get Invited to a Family Wedding

Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what?"

What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter.

- Don't do that, Jonah! - Jesus.

That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that.

And his face looks like the police sketch

I'm being petty Tom Petty

Where's the thing that killed the guy?

Weed is for the people It's the people's weed

but he came and passed out in the bathtub,

UNCLE CHARLES, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE IN TOWN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

Luan Loud your CT Crunch

Just answer me one question.

Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God?

I hear everything

You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me.

Get your fucking...

Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us.

I don't know where else to breathe from.

Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?

Nice. Very nice.

Well, come on...

♪ Ya better be ready ♪

When the Goodiel’s Don’t Get Invited to a Family Wedding

For you, I will go.

That means fuck you.

Air Force One has gone down...

Yeah, got this big dick.

I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky.

I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf.

Come on, motherfucker. Shit!

When management says you need to be a cheerleader for their ideas

I'm a well-known homosexual advocate.

oh god this is what the gallagher family test run would look like on supernanny and yes it is DVD footage of what helena wallenskog has observed and it is X rated and before i forget mom snd dad are too shocking but that's part of thier hormones we'll control them hello i'm back with some DVD footage... so i'd choose my actions very carefully

♪ Billstown’s back, all right! ♪

Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey.

KEEP YOURSELF SAFE BY STAYING HOME.

Yeah, no. That's racist.

How you doing, man? Good to see you.

You don't see me putting rules on you guys.

And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone.

Seth Rogen, everybody.

Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream.

Who wants it, you piece of shit?

♪ He's gonna recommend you

Oh, does it? Does it compel me?

to make any guarantees. Fuck, no.

Let me ask you something.

YOU SAID CVNA? I SAID THAT WAS MY TOP CHOICE.

Oh, it's so big.

Icing on the cake. Check it out.

Jesus isn't the name of the Lord.

You're making me into a joke right now, Franco,

Are you docking into me? You're doing tip to me?

♪ La-da-da-da-dah

Guess if Brian Kelley and Dabo are gone, it's not a total loss, huh?

It's too scary to sleep alone.

Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun.

Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him!

We're getting crazy!

Get the fuck out of here.

Spark my ganja.

You're not cutting it all?

Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way.

Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.

Gluten's a vague term.

Really cool. This place is beautiful, man.

Just flew in from Grand Forks and boy, are my arms tired

His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down.

Suck My Dick Suck My Motherfucking Dick!

Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot.

James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y’all tripping.

We are going back to Franco's!

I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic.

I’ve just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming

We'll all chill as one big unit.

I think that she needs...

I totally fucked those guys.

When your computer keeps slowing down

I'm straight-up lovable, son.

I don deserve to go to heaven. But you do.

This is fucking real

Like Terminator 2?

you are being petty. Tom Petty.

Sucks reference bro

♪ We ain't got no panties on

this guy fuckin sucks!

Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy.

It's nothing. It's just, you know,

Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want.

I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride!

- Shut up, Franco! - Shoot the door, Franco!

Is it envy or wrath?

Designed it myself.

I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?

He's on hallucinogens.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened

She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal.

I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?

I'll pass you something!

Sick Rhymes Bro!!!

I don't know why not!

Air Hockey is for the people. Its the people's Air Hockey.

Chill out, dude.

That's Channing Tatum.

I call her Emily Nev-Eat!

I think I'm better than you. No, no.

In-N-Out truck's coming in 10 minutes.

- Fuck, man. - It's not...

Out there, in your travels, uh,

Oh. You know what, actually?

You're... You're on a what?

Do I have one? Do I have one?

And you know why else?

If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's John

So fucking tight.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

and all the good people died,

I can do it myself asshole

A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here.

What the... Fuck off.

Show me your vagina out