Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes.

What are you doing?

So, let me lay this on you, Jay.

When you smaak to Naai And your kin don't smaak to give you

Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies.

I'LL MAKE YOU MY PORK

Come on, guys! Come on!

You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're...

Oh, my God, get in here, dude.

I didn't take your fucking cell phone.

doesn't mean we can't have some fun.

over a fucking porno mag!

I'm not sporting a crop top in your house.

Your mama's pussy was the canvas.

Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured?

Colleen Clinkenbeard is no more.

Time to relax for a second.

See, that's what I'm saying, man.

'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.

We did break through the floor.

The only reason why you care about any of us is

God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!

Thief Deadly Shadows

Shit, what do we do?

he's about fucking two minutes away

You go get us some fuckin' water.

Yeah, he gave me one cracker.

What's he gonna do? Craig.

What is wrong with you man?

Seth, that's a better performance

What do you mean? Why not?

Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that.

NO! NOOOOO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!!

And we went to see fucking Gladiator.

You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven

I hate Cuties (2020) except A Serbian Film (2010) and We Are Zombies (2023). Agreed. I don't need A Serbian Film (2020) except Escape From Planet Earth (2013), Sausage Party (2016), The Interview (2014), Cuties (2020) these movies are not good their movie is bad....

Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great.

你就像，“哦，我想我不應該和患有這種疾病的女性發生性關係。”

so we could become closer as a group of friends.

I hate Houston so fucking much.

oh! (gunshot!) (johnny english reborn opening credits) hello johnny i'm lisa mcall your mission: get demons on the queen's throne and carve out booby traps. ok then. (karate kicks enemy) hyah! got ya!

anything, you pull me right back in, all right?

Show me your Vagina out

We've been growing apart for years.

I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water.

Me after watching Murder Drones Episode 7

based on our proportionate size.

Long time. How's it going?

Fucking pale, 110 pounds hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...

Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food!

Mrs. Elf: Naughty Octopus, stop eating!

All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.

There's something out here!

Or what are you doing?

I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go.

You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are.

We're going to fucking eat your ass!!!

That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch.

I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.

I shat in the theater.

You and Channing Tatum.

Please go away. He's sniffing.

then you should take this.

EMMA WATSON SOCIAL DISTANCE WARRIOR.

That’s racist

Dude, your references are out of control.

It was a bad foosball game.

Is it because of our pact upstairs?

We were specifically talking about not raping you.

specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.

- Look at her. - Aw!

Jesus! Hey, Jay.

The water, it's, like, right underneath us.

The good guys are here. We're fine! It's gonna be fine.

我們可以和女人做愛嗎

Let's watch the TV. Let's check the news.

If they're all equal, what does it matter?

AIR HOCKEY IS FOR THE PEOPLE. ITS THE PEOPLE'S AIR HOCKEY.

This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me.

Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm.

This coke smell funny?

I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon.

Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here.

Why are you so sure?

And he kills me,

Yeah. Do 128 Hours.

I’ll blame anywhere I want, Warren.

Painted them myself.

James Franco doesn't even know my name.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's for you guys.

So this is happening now...

Here. Off the menu, my man.

♪ Backstreet's back

Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went...

- Fasten! - Hurry!

What have you guys been doing?

Spark my ganja. Yeah.

I LOVE CAPPIELLO, I LOVE BEING HIS FRIEND, HE'S AN AWESOME GUY.

It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord,

I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became.

Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here,

I do whatever I want. This is my gimp.

IT AIN’T BAD!

My side's good. Oh, shit!

B.F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Forever.

I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple.

It was fucked up. But you know what?

Yeah, but we don't do it for free.

than you've given in your last six movies.

Probably danced, sweated all over the place.

Noah: Suck my Filipino Dick Gene!

those assholes are all we got.

What are they, big B's or small C's?

You ever been to Subway?

Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten,

I appreciate it, man. Thank you.

Cahuenga. Cahuenga.

Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Danny. What's up, man?

- Yeah, man. - All right,

You knew he had extra food?

We should go back and help him. We should go back.

When your teacher is chasing you for homework

You probably sucked somebody's dick.

He probably could.

How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2?

Noah genuinely deserves to be shot in the head. I hate that fucking kid so goddamn much.

I did not ditch you.

I can't really eat that stuff right now.

Like, Skynet went live? No.

Guys, I got it. I got it.

SERIOUSLY, DEMAROTH, STOP.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh.

In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here.

four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella,

like steve luciano didn’t suck any dick last night…?

You want to come with me?

long enough, I end up jizzing, dude.

I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay?

You okay, Jonah?

What did I do? Take me back!

I don't even care about cumming anymore.

Fucking pale, 110 pounds,

When you get caught watching porn

Franco! Good morning, sunshine.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you.

in coming to this house socially,

She's really got to go.

Really, you're such a smart guy.

God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no.

Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh.

91. Back me up on that kingman