Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here!

You fucking heathen.

Get your diarrhea over me get Fucking DVDs my Fucking poop 2 years ago Shut up we are going to call the police

He's hilarious.

Seth! Mindy, hello.

Emma! It's Emma.

Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.

♪ We ain't got no panties on

Judgment Day is upon you.

Uh, looks like food. How'd that get there?

Nothing was Rapey Until you brought up the rapey vibes...

It's, like, this little sting.

sick burn, bro! Your burns are out of control, everyone knows that.

Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay?

The door to the basement's out there,

Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off.

Thanks, Craig. Thank you, Craig.

Sick reference, bro

I can't wait to see inside it.

Smoky as fuck out here.

We're gonna get through this, man.

That's what's happening out there right now.

I need a break.

Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in.

It's just that I think everyone

I ain't looking out that hole!

Stop eating him!

FALKORSMYRIDE, LIKE IT OR NOT,

pour yourself another glass of water, man!

All right, Seth.

That's a great idea, James.

Okay, fine. Craig Robinson.

"was released onto the earth."

Everybody, out!

This man was alive a few seconds ago.

What y'all doing?

♪ Fuck those panties ♪

I don't even care about cumming anymore. Right now, I’m just kind of into going

It's not going to take me with ya!

She can't bark. She doesn't know how, so...

- That means we can be redeemed. - Yeah.

that him and I should drink the same amount of water?

Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up.

♪ You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. ♪

I don't know. Look in there.

So, is it weird?

Okay, okay. Shove it right in there.

Naughty Octopus, stop eating Bunty 2!

Who took my fucking cell phone, man?

1, 2, 3, Wake up Jeff!

Ole Miss is about fucking two minutes away

You just tried to shoot us, you fucking dickhead!

You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation.

What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this.

I'll fucking cum on these walls!

I think he's attractive.

I gonna grab a blanket from you.

I flipped to a random page that talked about fell uh tee oh or something

I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man?

Dude, that landing was so smooth. Everyone knows that.

Gotta wash down that dry ass cinnamon toast crunch

will there be pancakes???

No, we've just been talking nice.

Zero loved ones

...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.

Two times. Two times.

Jesus fucking...

Let's say for a second there was blue light

I don't want to butt to dick to anything.

it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth.

Get right in there.

I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking...

Fuck you, Kevin!

You cannot have another glass of water.

This cash register lady is mean.

What are we going back for?

This is the sexiest street in America.

Hey, Chris. How's it going?

Trevor you soft … Soft as baby shit!

I got him trained good.

Dinosaurs (2000)

Love it. Awesome.

♪ Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? ♪

Hey, what year is this? 19...

Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man.

What is he, Pablo Escobar?

You don't even know what gluten is.

'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner.

- Yes. - Animal style!

and I just want to get back to our friends.

And you sharted midway through the movie.

All right, I got it, let's just head out

What are you talking about, man?

Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud.

I think they're gone. Are they gone?

Oh, my... Are you serious?

♪ Am I everything you need?

Come on, man. Fuck this.

Thanks James Franklin

and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

with the fact that I had no interest

Oh, my God. I did it, man.

You're fucking lying.

Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.

I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me

A demon? Demon?

What? It smells like puke.

Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag!

They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me.

should split everything equally.

Jarod on tour that fuckers gained weight since he got here

Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what i'm saying?

made a mistake, and left us behind by accident.

Jay, you serious right now?

Give me a bite.

Yeah, we did it!

The fucker's got to go.

What's going on?

Jesus fucking Christ, man.

I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.

I was nice enough to tell you about.

it's fucking Sir Rapes-a-Lot over here.

It's not! No, I won't, man!

Where's the edge of this shit?

but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here.

So happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here.

No, okay, ask Seth. He was...

When I hear anything related to covid-19 This shit's cray cray, guys.

I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James.

My Friends All Day Whoa Mike

Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass.

You guys are gonna vote me off the island?

Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.

That's right, man. I like to fucking read

It's not funny, man. It's really not funny.

I'm gonna blow my brains out. What?

one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy,

I hate Knicks Fans so fucking much

Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome.

Go for it, Craig.

I hate Houston so fucking much.

I'm not an idiot.

♪ Gonna bring the flavor show you how

You're pissing him off, man. Just stop it!

and I came here to chill with you.

Put it back inside of here.

♪ When I lay me down to die

I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there."

No. You sniff it.

That's a great place to start.

It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose.

I HATE ICALLFIVES SO FUCKING MUCH.

It's so close, but so far.

"It's my birthday."

I did. Due to the tigers' appearance.

I mean, it's a zombie invasion.

That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here.

Excuse me, would it be possible

Hey! I we stand!

what became of jean and kathryn? well jean is doing private work with emma coakley and kathryn got a job at kfc.

Hermione just stole all of our shit.

Seth is your friend.

I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames

Guys, guys, guys, fire!

All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos.

and people getting sucked up into the sky.

Oh, hey, John! Over here!

Sick Personal Anecdote, Bro! Your Personal Anecdotes are out of control. Everyone knows that

For the last goddamn time!

What do you mean "right underneath us"?