Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck you, you piece of shit!

Like, kick him out of the house?

Holy shit, Jay, all right!

Just painted a few rooms and boy my arm is tired.

I didn't want it to happen like this.

Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead.

Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really.

'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty.

You know what, James, can you lower your voice?

I'm on this cleanse.

That's not true. That's what they used to think.

Let me break it down for you.

you're here, too.

You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco.

Hey what's up guys this is Nosferatu here... Aah! Wrong intro.

Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me!

WHEN YOUR SUPERVISOR GIVES YOU YOUR BULLETS BACK

Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.

Your shift just ended, man.

FROM THESCHWARTZ.

you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.

Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?

like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people

It's not fucking working, man!

Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks!

like that means there's a God.

I call her Emily Nev-Eat!

♪ Everybody Rook your body

I know what fucking gluten is.

♪ Everybody, yeah

It's me, Jonah!

Thank you, James.

Danny, you don't have to do this.

Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in.

It's like Neapolitan ice cream.

Congratulations, dude.

That's so cool, man. That is so cool.

So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not...

You licked your finger. Come on, man.

You got chickens up my butt!

Then we're getting the fuck out of here.

What are you doing?

Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah.

Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?

but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet.

That's fucked up.

Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy!

Innocence lost.

Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus!

Whales are tight. Whales are tight.

the Apocalypse?

You will drown in a river of blood.

Craigers, you feeling lucky?

Jay. Sucked up into the sky?

We're so happy!

Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us.

I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!

So something, um, not that chill happened

He's not as strong as you.

It's because I party too fucking hard. Always have. When I was a kid I wouldn't just suck on my Momma's titties. I'd play with em and fondle em

You heard the TV.

From Moneyball.

Time to talk to morning star… When tha shit goes down, ya better be ready…

The End of Days is here.

I don't know what he's talking about.

Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props.

Okay, thank you.

Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on!

Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.

Teabag, Didn’t even know you were back in the chat. Good to see you.

It means that if we're actually nice to each other,

Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!

Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco?

I like my dick tent.

Jay's not rapey.

This place is a fucking fortress.

You can do a lot better. That's just trouble.

Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?

I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won,

it's time to pay the piper.

showers are tight. showers are tight. that's awesome.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Come, hold my hand, buddy!

♪ La-da-da-da-dahh

Who wants to go first?

He's been eating nonstop.

Hurry the fuck up!

Was it you, Cherami?

Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes.

This way. We're almost there! We're so close!

Where are you going?

bad news when he wakes up!

effectively rendering drug lords out of business.

I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone!

You got a great smile.

God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh?

You're just a pretentious fucking nerd

Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it.

It's way better with more people.

Yeah. We are all soft!

I will fucking cum right on you!

We fucking dropped it! We're sorry!

You're a fuckin' sell-out.

This, no more, man. All over your fucking face.

You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.

Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it...

Well, I'm just saying, we should...

we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.

I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around.

Guys! Guys! Wake up!

but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one.

Holy shit, this is awesome.

I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin',

around the side of the house.

What do you think, Jay?

I'm on a cleanse.

I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man.

What happened, man?

I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay.

Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you.

- Guys, it's funny. - It's not funny!

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We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy?

I don't know...

Nobody got sucked up in here.

What? It's not like that.

I think it's the Apocalypse.

Fuck this shit.

But this is my little area.

I hate Cuties (2020) except A Serbian Film (2010) and We Are Zombies (2023). Agreed. I don't need A Serbian Film (2020) except Escape From Planet Earth (2013), Sausage Party (2016), The Interview (2014), Cuties (2020) these movies are not good their movie is bad....

He can't touch us!

♪ Ain't nobody got no panties on

I didn't... I was just... I...

and just fucking turn around and come back and help me.

♪ Take your panties off

closed on your new home...

Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit.

Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um,

It was at the Chateau Marmont,

Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.

Good to see you, man.

Aqui pongo el mankeke. Si queda solo uno.

- Do you know first aid or anything? - No.

Ho. What's wrong?

Jeff quay didn’t see any butthole? Yea right

I'll run over there screaming and shit,

This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig?

Shit! Jonah's on fire!

Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?