Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ All I wanna do is... ♪

Got to get Rogen.

We're going down!

Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!

you stupid, stupid motherfucker!

What are you doing?

you're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten."

on this planet isn't for me.

Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art.

When your the one the group chooses to take the fall

Take it easy, Dumbledore.

♪ Hey, hey, yeah, well

It's pretty great.

Now, this video is insane guys i want you to see it for yourself theres gonna be a huge earthquake That's just gonna sink out of the ground and this is not something that, you see every day like this type of stuff rarely happened so, see this guys be safe out there, have a great day

Yep, I love drugs.

He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming!

This is fucked up.

If this is the end of the world,

I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker.

Come on, bluey heeler show me your vagina out for me

You’re an Emmy nominated person

Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool.

Twice. Two times.

Yeah! You did it!

It's a movie! It's a manual.

You want to go best two out of three?

Hey, you guys okay?

Am I twisting this?

Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope!

You're making me into a joke right now Gabby

♪ Gangnam style

Like, literally, like, right there.

♪ Am I sexual?

We've worked really hard to be here.

You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit.

I know. But you Won't

It's the soundtrack of us going insane.

Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.

as we sit here right now.

Air Hockey is for the people It's the people's air hockey

Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me!

♪ Fuck those...

Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo.

What's happening?

What? Is someone down there?

'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal,

Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!

Like, right there.

It's me, Jonah Hill.

This shit's cray cray, guys.

She's used to eating shitty food anyway.

like a little pink sprinkled donut.

There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.

I tried to save Aziz. I tried!

Move, move, move, move! This place is safe!

but it's supposed to be bonkers.

What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass.

♪ 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop

You're a real mensch, Craig.

Where is he? He's fucking gone!

Brad and marsh To the rest of us

- Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude.

Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.

There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky

Fuck I’m funny

The power of Christ compels you!

This is the best way.

And if my business suffers, I suffer.

so I've tried to teach her

The power of Christ compels you!

Oh, I'm so high.

I should have changed with you.

Jonah, you okay? Yeah.

How'd his head fall off?

Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's

That'd be so tight.

Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart.

Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet?

Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster.

What the fuck is this?

Gary Neville on Dragons Den?

I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me.

What is wrong with you, man?

like a goddamn dump truck.

Look, Emma, just stay here with us.

Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me.

We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man.

No, I'm not okay!

I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew.

We've been stuck here for about 24 hours.

Renee Birthday Girl

That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist?

Watch out, watch out!

Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers

so close yet so far away. Uh Hu N-O

- Chill out. - Hey!

Well, just hear me out,

I'm gonna come down here.

Courtney, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's pussy!

Who wants a sip? Sip time

No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes.

Weed is tight. Weed is tight.

Jonah was not being a prick.

Back me up on that, Chris.

Like, three or four. I don't even know how many.

I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here!

'cause I'm about to fuck you raw!

Fucking Rapture.

There it is, got that dick now.

You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing

No, no, it means we can still be saved. No, no.

"I have a goddamn earring." Shut the fuck up, Jonah!

I didn't see anything.

For fuck's sake.

What’s a little cheese without a few crackers

♪ Eh, sexy lady

I'm not fucking around!

Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress.

so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there.

Soft as baby shit

It's not working, this isn't working.

Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments.

And you stay here stewie, now go to sleep

Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!

I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah.

♪ Backstreet's back... ♪

And where's the rest of him?

What lifestyle are you into?

I mean, I made you guys breakfast.

Let's just discuss it some more, okay?

Ive already walked away to much!

He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much.

No. I should have grown with you.

These are still just theories.

- I'll just kill myself. - No!

I would’ve sucked a dick for half this lineup

♪ Take your panties off

Okay, dude, come back.

What? Then of course, there's Jay,

This is no dream!

the power of Christ compels you!

We're your new friends. He feels threatened.

I think it's right on the money.

What if he's the rapist?

Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man?

Look at it. A bit much.

Boom. You're the art. Huh?

And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though.

You're gonna hold my weight, all of it.

I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.

I went out this morning,

It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know?

Terrance Peterson.. Terry P

I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out.

Come on, Danny!

Why did he have to do that, man?

Jason fucking Schave. I found him wandering on i-94

Go ahead, brother.

There's so many delicious choices. What do I do?

I SEE EVERYTHING

Okay, so, you mean, like,

♪ To the spirit in the sky

Get out of here, let's get out of here.

Channing, introduce yourself.

Franco and I got a lot in common

You like Forrest Gump?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.

I butt-fucked this dude.

Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me!

No, no, it's a horrendous piece of crap

Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.

Police are pretty much outnumbered