Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Noah: Go to Hell Gene!

Show me your vagina out

God damn I’m fucking funny!

This place is a fucking fortress!!

I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this.

that'll do the same shit to you.

Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag!

Craig, where you going, man?

but clearly that didn't work out.

Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America.

We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man.

No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster.

Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man.

What the fuck is going on?

♪ Everybody ♪ Everybody

It's a fuckin' training manual.

I hid in a drainpipe for days.

"Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks.

That was really good.

You tired? Yeah.

Danny McBride is here.

What if this is the real shit, right now, happening?

There's, like, fire everywhere.

Should we call Red? Get more weed?

Does it seem like we're fucking joking?

Go, get outside!

I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.

It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.

Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny

It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me,

Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?

That's why I'm excited.

I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.

so that you could maintain the illusion

I'm gonna let go Jay.

That's what I thought. Nerd.

We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up?

Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny?

You don't have enough bullets, bitch.

This is an actual revolver. I see.

You can walk around with your shirt off anytime.

I know this is probably my fault

HE’S NOT AS STRONG AS YOU

I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette.

I got to admit something.

There's nothing to figure out, all right?

Watch out! He's super strong!

"Jay's an inspiration."

No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah.

CD at the closing table this afternoon

And honestly, he's your old friend.

SETH! NO! NOT YOU!!

Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous?

All right, you can put the ax down now.

I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.

Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground.

Good night. Good night.

Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey.

I'll take you with me.

are spreading across the city.

I fucking dare you to cum on me!

Back the fuck up!

That's awesome. Weed is awesome.

Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah.

Seriously, really, really good idea.

Why did you vomit on us!

IS IT ALRIGHT TO GO AND DEPLOY NOW?

Jonah is that nice.

How's it going, man? Yeah, good.

"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down,"

It's in my mouth! He's gone!

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Wait. Let's touch 'em.

When the Goodiel’s Don’t Get Invited to a Family Wedimg

Stop calling me Townie

I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.

I'm just pouring myself another glass of water

The biblical Judgment Day.

Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time,

She doesn't know how to bark,

Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man.

♪ Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat

Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean?

Come on Guys. Dont bully aj. hes a sweetheart.

Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right.

Yeah. Let's just talk, dude.

No, you haven't. You could still come back

Fuck you, Craig

Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too.

HAVE SOME GARLIC AND PREPARE TO BE EATEN!!

STOP EATING HIS DOGFOOD, THIEF!

Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man!

You're breathing really loud. Am I?

it was a cum for help.

Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about...

Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now.

I would... I would love to. I'm on a...

No! Danny, man, don't.

Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl!

That was insane. Fuck, no.

You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you.

You've got the rope, man!

Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!

of all these fucking rules, man.

Get your deleting...

Take your panties off!

Jeff! Jeff! Wake up!

He fucking said it. You're the one saying it.

What the fuck happened to you guys? That!

"Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."

Will history repeat itself?

It's all new. Those are new.

I don't know! There's something out there.

You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker.

What? What do you mean?

to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I wasn't referring to him.

Christine, i didn't know you were in business. Good to see you.

had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like...

Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TA DO!! GIVE HER TO ME!! GIVE HER TO ME!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MIIIIIINE!!!!!

Who's making her not feel safe?

isn't what's going on right now.

weed is tight. weed is tight.

Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.

♪ I fly like paper, get high like planes

隋麥哈九鳳爪

I don't think it is a bit much.

Jay I didn’t even know You were in town, good to see you.

IT'S ME, CHO YANG.

We're totally screwed, guys.

RANCOR RAID IS COMING IN ONE HOUR!

Hard-core, man.

I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night.

I was raised in a house of women!

What is that? Is that bile? Ew!

Go, go, go, go, go!

It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.

Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia."

What? Your LBS starts acting up,

I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time

1 WEEK INTO QUARANTINE

What's his name? Terrence Peterson.

Party I wasn't even invited to.

Like, Skynet went live?

And Danny fucking eats me.

filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you!

Okay, we're gonna die. Uh...

Like, Skynet went live? No.

You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay?

I told you guys not to go outside.

All I know is I'm scared as hell,

Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it.