Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you three gentlemen look delicious.

Bad Jonah! Stop!

I know, it's farts, I get it.

Jonah! I suck at first aid.

the power of Christ compels you!

♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style

Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.

I've been making stops All over this state

and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride.

Takes about 10 minutes to get across

The Apocalypse is nigh!

It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay?

Okay, someone should look out the hole.

You play video games? Yes.

I don't really want to.

Push 'em together!

Something, um, not that chill happened last night.

Why the fuck did you guys run out there?

I say unto thee,

Oh, fuck! You brained him.

Help. Help. Get off.

You don't like LA?

This is a fucking cool thing, man.

Come on, Billy spunkygal, Can you fuck off for me

Good to see you, buddy.

Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon.

and she just kind of screams, and so she was up,

Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight,

I love you guys.

Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.

I’M GONNA TITTIE-FUCK YOU, SARAH.

I was resistant to change.

That's insane, man.

I think I'm just gonna head back to your place.

more than anything. That's exactly what it is.

I can't see it. Do I have...

It's all of your favorite things.

Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh?

What's crazier than an earthquake?

So close and yet so far. Uh U N-O.

like a goddamn dump truck

Nick Wilde! Kevin! Kevin!

We're gonna fucking eat your ass.

I think it's a cool house. I know you do.

Oh, God damn it.

The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!

Now, Franco! Shoot her face!

- Oh, that's dope. - Yeah, cool, huh?

I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us?

And then Jay suggested that we all rape her

I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate.

'cause that's good fucking...

Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away.

Bring them to me!

Very mature of you. Thank you.

I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth,

Dude, your golf picks are so woke Everybody knows that

Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?

Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now.

Boobs are tight Boobs are tight

Are you sure you can do that?

I know why It’s because I have the highest KDR

Man, we should go back.

Octopus, stop eating!

We got to protect ourselves. We don't know

Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable!

I have the best weekend ever planned, man.

No, you can't have the Milky Way.

We'll be right out here, okay?

...and then I shat.

Don’t bully chris he’s a sweetheart

You can't be a sore winner

I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.

This is the end

You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going.

She's a really beautiful soul.

It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

What are you talking about?

how they made those motion pictures.

Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.

We're getting sidetracked.

No whammies, no whammies.

Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you?

Yeah. Really safe.

I think we all remember how this works.

It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider-Man 3.

And if this really is the Apocalypse,

BANG BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD

- of a fucking rapist. - True.

There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there.

All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice.

It’s too late, EU. I’ve already walked away too much.

We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know!

All right, guys, it's simple.

No, no way. I'm not leaving here.

Jesus, open, God damn you, open!

Seriously, fuck off.

♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready

Would you shut the fuck up, Jason!

Give me that blanket.

Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten? It's just true.

I'm sure it would have something to do

I hate Izzy so fucking much

Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain.

Inside of a year or something. Yeah.

Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!

Fuck Escape from Planet Earth (2013)

It's a real gun! Bang.

"that old serpent called the devil and Satan,"

Oh, man. That fucking hurt.

Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.

I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?

No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit...

Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know.

I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.

Sui mai, har gow, fung jao...

I see everything

Okay, take me with you, Jay!

I do know what gluten is.

- Jesus Christ. - Jesus!

He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.

Do you know what it is? Yeah.

I Will Cum Like A Fucking Madman All Over You, McBride!

I call him Channing Tate Yum

I always thought pee stink or whatever, but it ain’t bad!

I hate Cuties (2020) except A Serbian Film (2010) and We Are Zombies (2023). Agreed. I don't need A Serbian Film (2020) except Escape From Planet Earth (2013), Sausage Party (2016), The Interview (2014), Cuties (2020) these movies are not good their movie is bad....

I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick.

testing top voice testing bottom voice

Dick to butt? No.

♪ Fuck those panties

Get your fucking hands off me! Get your fucking...

I'm being petty! Tom Petty!

I wanna touch your penis

♪ Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac

Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah.

Bibi "You don't have enough hostages bitch"

Trump’s logic when he decided to stash classified nuclear documents

Holy shit! It worked!

Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip!

Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired

I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.

"possibly buy you at Taco Bell?"

I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.

That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours.

Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow.

I fucking made jizz in your magazine.

I'll fucking cum anywhere I want!

♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best

B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.

And then I stopped hearing people,

I'm not fucking going.

You know, and I get it.

I cannot wait till she wakes up

and if my endorphins drop too low,

- like the ending to Pineapple 2. - Yeah, lick that.

All right, I'll fuckin' hit him.

It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.

Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome,

THAT BIG HEADED MOTHER SOB IS ALL WE GOT.

That's a good... That's a good year.

When the Goodiel’s Don’t Get Invited to a Family Wedding

Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying?

We're gonna do this.

Seth. What the fuck?

“Say cheese baby”

Y'all need this dick?

but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.

I'm being petty Tom Petty

There's blood all over my floor!

Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.

No fucking way.

Guess if Tropicana’s gone, it’s not a total loss, huh?

and there were a lot of fatalities.

I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what?

I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows