Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Say cheese, baby.

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

STOP EATING HIS DOGFOOD, THIEF!

I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Will you please stop saying "Skynet"?

What the fuck does that mean?

No, for real, I have low blood sugar,

Let's do all the drugs.

Emma. What's wrong?

Watch tv check on happy feet two!

Please, put it down! Oh, fuck!

I don't know what the fuck that was,

You let us both cum inside you. Yeah.

I don't know why not!

- Fuck. - Get 'em!

Let's get into it.

You said zombies?

Welcome to the new year, Captain Spock!

Get the fuck out of my way!

Good night, boys.

Oh, no! He sees us!

Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus.

Holy Shit! What Happened?

And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it.

Dude, this is so... Wow.

Come on! Come on!

Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man?

Guess if Ohio State is dead, it's not a total loss, huh?

playing cops and robbers as a kid like

"Life is like a box of chocolates," no?

You were there with me. What are you saying?

- Franco! - Come on!

Damn it, this is so frustrating!

Courtney's alive! She's eating all the fucking food!

Someone help me! Fucking grab it!

Don't be cocky.

Everyone thank Craig for doing this.

Your nails are sharp.

♪ Rock your body right ♪ Rock your body

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

thatcher and shaw looking at where potomac used to be

I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.

- Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes.

♪ Backstreet's back, all right

Fuck you Barbarba! Ah shit!

That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here.

It's Jay. It's Jay.

and they got sucked up into the sky.

Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway.

I THINK ONE OF YOU HAS THE CORONA VIRUS.

Don't get it on me! Ew!

I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!

Not much. What are you doing'? What is this?

Careful with that dick. Damn.

We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man.

The biggest earthquake to ever hit Les...

I always loved you. Let's die together, man.

Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!

Covid is for the people. It's the people's Covid.

What? He came up with the rape idea.

Shit, they got through!

- You could kill... - Careful.

I will fucking web anywhere i want!

So I drank pee for the first time and.. it AINT BAD!

Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!

Now that I'm out of the Marines

Are you mad at me, man?

Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten,

I know how to handle it.

Can we get him some hydration?

I got you, buddy.

You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls,

If you went right through the floor.

Is that... Seth.

I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay?

You're an Academy Award nominated person.

The power of Christ compels you!

Being selfish, only doing shit for me.

You’re a freaking pshyco you liar.

I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way.

Jeff! Jeff! Wake up!

like you've never made a goddamn mistake before.

and mb? she went and ate a burger with mary-jo.

You two just stepped inside me.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I WON'T LET YOU!!

- Okay. - Open it.

We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness.

because I put you on a pedestal,

You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together.

Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out,

When you and your bros Aren't going to be going out for a while

It's not like it was just handed to any of us.

Do you want to go front to front?

Its too late Stacy, I have already walked away too much.

I mean, you're getting all worked up

I've been dropping loads around this fucking house

I'm going to bed.

I'm gonna tittie-fuck you, Seth.

How you doing? I'm good, man.

And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.

I do remember that. I remember thinking,

because sinkholes happen in the summertime.

I fucked Lindsay Lohan.

He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.

I hate Jay so fucking much.

ECA!, Sushi Mexicano Causa Diarréia Nas Pessoas

It's not gonna take me with you!

Keep your hands and fingers off.

Back me up on that Muni

♪ Op, op, op, op

let's get rid of him.

Thank you. Cool.

The power of Christ compels you!

Okay, they're getting the drinks.

Doesn't hurt to smile...

I don't deserve to.

I honestly think tonight's the night

It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge,

Seth's boy? Yeah.

- Get apart! - Oh, now it's on.

Any of you guys would have done the same thing.

We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen,

You're supposed to shit twice a day. No.

So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie.

Can we get Jay some water, please?

Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Doesn't feel too good, does it?

Go to hell, McBride!

She doesn't know how to bark, even?

♪ Gangnam style

river of nickels, that's a distribution playbook it strategy, that's a distribution playbook. it's just a general term for an offering

chirp chirp daddy yes we trip over and make funny videos of it and send them in to funniest home videos yes chirp chirp daddy yes we're very funny. chirp chirp yes daddy we win $299999999 for our funny clip won by "wedding shredding" daddy chirp chirp.

I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are.

♪ Kickin' dust on your head like I bust

Fasten, God damn you, bastard!

Air Hockey is for the people. It's the people's air hockey.

Day one quarantine

♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day

and the bottom of your pants are awful tight.

Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead.

OW! Fuck! Shit!

Check it out. My new place!

with a bunch of people that I really hate.

Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies.

That's right, we are all soft.

ALPHARAPTOR FU*CK THAT DUDE!

It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.

Jay! The power of Christ compels you!

and I started hearing growling noises.

I might as well hang with you guys if that's cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The power of Christ compels you!

♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing

Jay couldn't rape a fly.

♪ Take your panties off

We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas,

What? You have more food?

Boys, boys, boys...

Pop your penis out

Listen. We're gonna get through this.

because you think that's what God wants you to do.

Hey, what’s cheese without a few crackers

♪ You better rock your body now