Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist?

He's fuckin' strong.

♪ And take your money

Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!

I'm letting him in. This is boring.

and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just...

So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.

I don't know. It's cold.

And the answer is infinite.

And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like,

Costumes, props.

And also reports of looting and rioting

One, two... Two, three.

What's up? What were You thinking that day?

The Jews got to go.

It’s too late Annie, I’ve already walked away too much!

and she kept banging on my door.

Garett Springer didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are trippin

Ha ha! Yes! Seth!

Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.

Girl, Davis' dead, Karbowski is dead Monica Rial's dead.

There's still hope.

Look, I Don't wanna suck it!

Your thumb's in my butthole, man.

That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me.

That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that.

you're welcome to do that upstairs.

Shit. Listen to me, man.

You might want to stay away from saying that.

♪ Love you ♪

I want the bottom part, the belly.

Air hockey is for the people, it's the people's air hockey

Oh, yes, it fucking hurt.

You did your best, man. I love you.

James Franco didn't suck any dick last night?

It’s 127 hours

No more porno! No more fetish! Sit yo ass down!

And it says "Jay."

God! What the fuck was that?

Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy.

Just to apologize for my behavior at the party.

Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.

It eases the transition. Yeah, right?

What? Over here, over here. Here. What?

Because I'm being petty! Tom Petty!

He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys.

Do not leave your baggage unattended.

I'm on a, uh... What?

And we should be mindful.

Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight

How I get ready for the day

I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.

Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness.

We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here.

Fuck you Barbara! Ah shit!

Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg,

Well, I'm invading your little area.

Yeah, he give me one cracker.

as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do.

Let's vote on it.

♪ Will always love you

That's not true. It is true!

It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that.

and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...

Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah.

He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe.

You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue?

What? I'll distract the thing.

You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time.

You don't have to help me if you don't want to.

It's not bullshit.

And you stay here stewie, now go to sleep

We should have changed together.

I fucking bought it. Get off my dick.

What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here?

Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right?

♪ Ain't no party like a no-panty party

And here, you don't have to sleep

I've done things, man. I...

God! Gluten! Each bite is even better than the last!

It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!

What are you... Michael!

We're gonna die, man. Okay.

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I'd say 95% of the planet.

Why? When I fucking jack off

Just be nicer and follow those commandments.

Your baseball skills are tight bro Everyone Knows that!

Mike, no one... I'll be your guide.

Don't tittie-fuck me!

Oh, NIck Wilde! Kevin! Kevin!

I gouged a man's eyeballs out.

Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls.

Get your fucking...

♪ Am I the only one?

We're playing a game, man.

Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit.

As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man?

♪ Rock your body right

What is happen...

Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit.

Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes?

Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there.

♪ He ain't got no panties, everybody!

It's gonna be fine.

I'm straight up loveable, son

So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.

Oh, my God, bud.

I love Laurel Canyon.

What is wrong with you, man?

"Jesus fucking Christ"? Why?

♪ Rock your body, yeah

No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But...

- There it is! - Yes! Yeah!

I feel better, actually. I like that.

That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.

to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want!

Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now.

Yeah. You fuckin' changed.

Oh, shit. Christ.

from becoming the house bitch himself.

Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole.

Geez, it hurts a little bit.

You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty,

Dude, that's great.

I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you.

It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth.

Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon!

Seth Rogen, you are just the best people.

Night, my sweet guys. Good night.

LBS! He's having an LBS episode!

That dick is coming now.

Hey, this looks beautiful.

I think he might be the worst person You ever created.

and we'll all go to Heaven together.

Ideal scenario.

♪ Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip

I wanna touch your penis

It's Jonah! He's possessed!