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MOM, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
WHAT?
MOM, HI. HI, GRANDMA.
MAKE IT FOUR. HELL, MAKE IT SIX.
WE'RE KIND OF LACKING IN SHELF SPACE.
I HAVE MY OWN ROOM, AND THEY'RE GONNA SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM.
OH, BYE.
I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BAND.
MOM SAID THE SUMMER CLOTHING LINES ARE OUT.
THEN REMATERIALIZING OUT HERE?
WE'RE SKINT -- BROKE. IT'S BRITISH.
I SHOULD DELIVER THESE.
ARE YOU REMOTELY AWARE THAT YOU'RE NOT 12?
ACTUALLY, HE MANAGES AN APARTMENT,
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER YOU GOT.
WE'VE NO BOWLS! WE HAVE NO CUPS!
AND "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" IS FROM "LED ZEPPELIN IV"!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CHITCHAT HERE, PEOPLE!
BUT YOU'VE ALREADY PUT QUITE A DENT IN YOUR CREDIT CARD
I'M SORRY, MA'AM. IT'S NOT FOR SALE.
SOMEONE TO TAKE PITY ON THE LOINLESS.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS JUST NOW.
GET OUT OF HERE.
CARNAK, ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE A PUNCH LINE.
I HATE THAT MOUSTACHE, AND HE REFUSES TO SHAVE IT!
JUN AND I WILL REMAIN DOWN HERE WHILE YOU MOVE.
[ CHUCKLES ] OW!
A PIECE OF ANATOMY I DO NOT POSSESS.
Kirk: YOU STILL SLEEPY?
YOU'RE NOT SEEING CLEARLY.
WHERE DO YOU BUY THE CDs WITH THE SWEAR WORDS?
VERY SURE. WHY ARE WE HIDING?
PLASTIC IS A VITAL PART OF OUR BRIGHT TOMORROW.
WHAT WAS THAT PHONE CALL YOU GOT BEFORE,
OKAY.
SHE ADDED A WEDDING DRESS WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING. VERA WANG.
WE CAN GET SOME AFTER IF YOU WANT.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ] ARE YOU...
FROM WHAT?
WHAT ABOUT THE INN?
I DON'T KNOW THAT I DID.
YOU KNEW SNUGGLES BY NAME?
THE FAX LINE YOU MADE ME PUT IN TO GET IN FAX ORDERS,
"HOW'S THE TOWER OF LONDON, SISTER SUFFRAGETTE?
GOOD. I LIKE THEM.
YES, THAT'S THE MOST TIMES
YOU ALWAYS DO. THANKS.
I BUY THINGS. THINGS I DON'T EVEN WANT.
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUR BAGS.
WE SHOULD MAKE THIS A REGULAR PART OF OUR WEEKLY SCHEDULE?
GIRL THING? YEAH.
WE WON'T BUY ANYTHING. WE'LL JUST WINDOW-SHOP.
BUT THEY'RE COOL. THE BOTTOM ONE'S LIKE A FORT.
I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT HEALTHY.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
MOM AND I JUST WANTED TO GET A NICE JUMP ON THINGS TODAY.
THEY CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME FOR A DAY.
THIS IS TOO MUCH.
WHAT'S WITH THE FLOWER?
WE NEED TO RESOLVE THAT. THOSE VINES ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
THE SKIRT AND THE BLOUSE?
I'M HAVING SEA BASS. THINK, THINK.
IT MAKES IT EASIER TO LIMBO UNDER.
YEAH, HE'S NOT IN THE FIELD MUCH.
AND HAVING SECRET LUNCHES WITH WOMEN AND LYING ABOUT IT!
WORSE!
AND THAT'S ALL IT WOULD TAKE? SHAVING HIS MOUSTACHE?
SURE.
IF YOU COUNT RADIATOR QUESADILLAS.
NO.
I'M WAITING FOR THE GASMAN. ISN'T THAT GREAT?
OKAY, WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR GAME.
DOES IT MAKE NOISE?
I THINK I MUST HAVE BEEN A CARPENTER IN ANOTHER LIFE,
UGH.
YOU KNOW SNUGGLES?
SHE'S BEEN SICK ALL WEEK. I TOLD HER TO STAY AND REST.
SOUNDS GOOD. SO NEXT TUESDAY?
I REALLY WANT RORY TO HEAR THE REST OF IT.
WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE STRIPES? IS IT OVER FOR THEM?
WHO BICKERED THE WHOLE TIME
WHO DO YOU THINK?
GOOD, CHECK WITH HIM.
AND SLIMS DOWN A LITTLE FOR THE ROLE.
YES.
"III"'S GOT "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN," RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, I KNEW.
I DIDN'T.
UH, WHERE IS THAT?
SO HE OVERSEES THE GUYS, AND HE'S NOT REALLY, UM...
"HEY, WHAT UP? IS IT FREEZING THERE, TOO? ICE."
THEY'LL BE OKAY.