Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S CHANGE HUMOR.
I THINK THE PASSIVE PART OF HER PERSONALITY IS PLAYING HOOKY.
SHE KNOWS THAT LORELAI'S OPENING AN INN.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD SPIT OR HIKE UP MY SHORTS OR SOMETHING.
BUT I DIDN'T. NOT OFFICIALLY.
YEAH, SHE SEEMS GREAT.
THAT CAME WITH OUR PURCHASE.
SHE BOUGHT ME FOUR COCKTAIL DRESSES, TWO EVENING GOWNS,
I WANT TO BE A DRUMMER.
You Know This Is A Bad Word. Yes!
I'M BUYING YOU A DAMN WATCH!
I LIKE THEM BOTH.
CALL MY CELL OR CALL ME AT JASON'S.
OKAY, BUT I INSIST ON TYPING UP SOMETHING LEGAL AND BINDING
AH, ORANGE JULIUS.
WINDOW-SHOPPING? WHAT WAS I THINKING?
YOU MAY MOVE OUT AND LIVE LIKE THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
AND THE KIDS LOVE IT. WHAT KIDS?
Bye, mom.
I WONDER IF I CAN PULL UP THE FLOORBOARDS AT MY HOUSE.
THERE'S A SWELL PET STORE HERE.
I WILL SHAVE IT WHEN I SHAVE IT.
HI.HI.
PASS.
IT'S THE FAX LINE YOU PUT IN A YEAR AGO THAT YOU NEVER USE.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER HERE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
OH, SHOOT. I CAN'T.
SHE'S BEEN SICK?
SO SMORGASBORD. YEAH. COME ON.
REFLEX. WE HAVE TO SAY HELLO TO HER.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
YOU TOLD ME TO RESIST.
DUDE, WHEN THE SEX PISTOLS ROOMED TOGETHER,
WHY DON'T WE TRY THAT PLACE JASON TOOK ME TO LAST WEEK?
TUPPENCE A BAG."
HEY, JOE. HEY, LUKE.
WHEN YOU WERE COMING OVER WITH THE TRAYS?
I WAS SUGGESTING THAT YOUR DAUGHTER UPDATE HER WARDROBE.
LUNCH? THIS EARLY?
BUT I THINK NOW HE...
HEY, DID YOU GUYS BRING SILVERWARE
I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS BUSY, BUT LET'S DO SOMETHING.
NO. TELL HIM, LINDSAY!
THE ONE THING WE'RE FIGHTING OVER IS THE FREE TOTE BAG
I'M LEAVING YOU IN SUSPENSE.
OH, WELL, IT'S A HOT LUNCH EVERY DAY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER?
BEER? OH, NO!
TIME TO PULL THE PLUG, HON.
I DO UNDERSTAND. IT LOOKS AWFUL.
ROOT BEER, LEMONADE.
TOMORROW IF MY MOM HASN'T SOLD IT ALL BY NOW.
ABOUT WHICH BEATLE IS ALIVE AND WHICH IS DEAD.
I WISH I'D BROUGHT A XYLOPHONE WITH ME.
OH, I DO THAT DAILY.
WHAT? THAT IS DIFFERENT.
LINDSAY'S MOM IS TEACHING HER HOW TO COOK.
HELLO.
EVERYTHING, ANYTHING!
GETTING A DRINK. YOU'RE SICK.
THEY'VE GOT A MERRY-GO-ROUND.
I'LL GET THEM FOR YOU. THANKS.
MOBY WAS JUST THERE.
WHERE DO YOU EAT WHEN YOU SHOP?
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST COLLEGE.
THERE ARE NO CURTAINS ON THE WINDOWS!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED, RIGHT?
* OH, OH, OH
JEEZ. YOU SMEARED MY GLASSES.
SOON WE'LL ALL BE LIVING IN PLASTIC HOUSES.
THEY'RE ON MY SIDE!
IF IT'S JOINT MONEY, I SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HALF LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY.
NO, YOU DID GOOD.
I HAD NO IDEA SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF FOODS CAME ON STICKS.
RORY? [ GASPS ]
LET'S GO RIGHT.
IF YOU WANT THE REST, WE CAN HAVE THEM SHIPPED.
WHY? WHAT IS IT?
I'LL HAVE A BEER TONIGHT.
ARE YOU KEEPING TRACK? I LOST COUNT.
OH. WHERE?
AND HOW CAN THERE BE NO REFRIGERATOR?
I CAN NEVER GET YOU ON THE PHONE.
WAIT. WHAT IS THE RUSH ON THE FUNNY GLASS APPLES?
I JUST PICKED TWO OLD MOVIE-ACTRESS NAMES.
DON'T DO THAT.