Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'M MEETING MY MOM. WE'RE PLAYING HOOKY.

BUT IT'S CAFETERIA-STYLE.

IF HE WOULD JUST SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE.

IN TWO WEEKS IT'LL LOOK LIKE A BIGGER CATERPILLAR.

PLEASE, NEVER BE NAKED. I TRY NOT TO BE.

HELLO, AUNT JUN.

NO, I DIDN'T, BECAUSE OUR ONCE-WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP --

THESE SCARVES MATCH, AND OF COURSE YOU'LL NEED GLOVES.

YEAH. OH, THAT. I'M FINE NOW.

I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS HARSH, BUT YOUR MOM MAKES THE GUY

A BIG, FAT, BELLY-UP BIG BOY.

THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOU. I LOVE BLUE.

BE MY GUEST. REALLY?

YEAH. HEY, UH, SEE YOU LATER, MAN.

VERY IN COMMAND. I LIKE HOW YOU HANDLED IT.

I GUESS I'LL BE GOING.

BECAUSE YOUR DEFT HANDLING OF THIS PHONE CALL DISPLAYS

I REALLY JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

a monk, a trunk and a skunk

OH, GOD, WE'RE SAD.

BUT OTHERS ARE TECHNICALLY KABOBS.

SO HOW'S MARRIED LIFE TREATING YOU?

WHAT WERE ROZ RUSSELL AND AVA GARDNER THINKING?

WELL, IT'S COMING OUT FIVE.

NO ONE PICKED THIS GUY UP, AND HE HAS NO TAG.

WE'RE PULLING YOUR LEG, GRANDMA.

SEE, I CUT ONE OF THEM LOOSE,

THE MOVIE LUKE WEARS TIGHTS AND SINGS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

FOR YOUR CDs AND STUFF. YOU NEED A SHELF, LANE.

MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONE OUT OF TOWN WITH SOME FRIENDS,

AND SO WE'VE --

WELL, LET'S JUST GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THINGS ARE NOT FOR SALE.

I ACTUALLY WAS ABLE TO TAKE A HALF A DAY, TOO.

IT'S HARD. DO YOU KNOW HOW?

HEY, LUKE. HI, DEAN.

[ SIGHS ] THANK GOD.

INCLUDE ACCESSORIES AND THREE PAIRS OF LOAFERS -- ITALIAN.

NO. MAKE HIM TALK. YOU NEED IT.

HELLO. GUESS WHERE I'M STANDING.

OH, AND THERE'S ICE CREAM, TOO.

I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO THESE THINGS.

YEAH. HE, UH, HE USED TO.

SO, ARE YOU WORKING HERE?

IT'S OKAY. OR INTEREST OR COLLATERAL.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

AND WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK ABOUT A REPAYMENT SCHEDULE.

YOU COULD HAVE A DOG IF YOU WANT.

COOKIES! [ DOG BARKS ]

I'LL PROBABLY STAY IN THE CITY, TAKE THE TRAIN IN THE MORNING.

OATMEAL, EXTRA BROWN SUGAR ON THE SIDE,

OH, WE'RE GOING DOWN.