Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite.
"Next thing you know, you can't let your 10-year-old
I'm taking your diploma.
Intel core, i7 processor,
Oh, of course, come in.
I've been meaning to take to the bank.
(horn beeps twice)
Stop that! You stop that!
You tell your husband he owes me $200.
(groaning)
Get out of my spot
What do you think?
Anyway, to this day, I still can't see
I didn't pick up on that.
That's my math, not your math.
your lady parts? Still chilly down there?
This cushion experienced a nude revenge wiggle.
it has spent less than 20 minutes resting on
If and when? Okay,
Maybe I'll let him do it to me in the parking spot.
Oh, they're not the same thing.
No, I don't.
floating around like a goof in outer space.
Or a zompire?
Don't play dumb with me, sister.
Don't look at that whiteboard.
Why not?
You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching Big Bang Theory On CBS
Oh...! Good night, sir.
Hey, anybody want a drink?
Unbelievable.
every one of your wedding photos.
Can I help you?
by all the data.
All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother.
My husband actually went to outer space.
I want my parking space.
Don't hate me just because I lived the dream.