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but could you be more specific?
Your first bikini wax.
That's the only doctorate you'll ever get.
Gee, you think?!
your sex life is also theoretical?
Don't rush it.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, okay.
I always listen to myself.
I'd like to propose a toast--
I'm sorry,
I had no idea just how much of a crazy bastard...
Oh, I'll get it.
Give it back.
Okay, let's go. I'll drive.
May I remind you that you're the president of a major university,
and I must warn you,
All right, you brought this on yourself.
Meanwhile, you still don't have a car.
(laughing): Howard, what are you doing?
from the building entrance.
My husband actually went to outer space.
Video games and rock music
FYI, if you wear that into a bank,
You had my car towed.
Maybe they reassigned it
You know what they say?
Uh, no,
pull your car into the spot and let's get out of here.
I'm sorry-- 294?