Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I hope I didn't come at a bad time. - Not at all.

You just can't be so obvious about it.

Listen to me. Honey, get up there, be your charming self.

What are you doing? I was about to call...

What are you doing?

What choice does a guy have but to play it straight?

Hey, Mackenzie. I'm busy. Call me back later.

Or they're just the backs you step on?

- You're not awful. - Mm-hmm.

You know the movie Strangers on a Train?

I just don't think I have to go all arriba, arriba with them.

When's the party?

But it's these guys who both discover that they want someone out of their lives.

I kid Mark Simon. I kid Mark Simon. He knows...

I'd like to pick up the tab on the bar.

Um, having to tell your husband that he's not funny...

Okay, can't you just run like a normal person?

- You texted her back, right? No.

Oh. Did he just run into the bedroom and cry?

You couldn't have told me before I took a notch out?

Well, I am not the one that you need to apologize to.

That's a hard job in the Dunphy house.

- like overcooking salmon. - Okay, wait.

Come over and meet my friend Julio and his wife.

Oh, that's right. You're so sweet.

I have no friends.

I know what mi familia is, Jay.

But guess what? He is still in the stupid bike shorts.

- Well... I don't know. - What's going on there?