Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Then you hang up. - No way.
You know, I can't believe you never met them.
Lucky guess.
No, you didn't.
I'm sorry.
- Totally like she's right here. - Yeah.
Knock, knock.
And I tell Phil to lose the jokes.
That's what you tell yourself so you can stay above them.
- All right. - I am in.
Dad just wrote another classic one.
Oh, my. That's... - Oh.
- We have to talk. - Un memento.
I have seen professional comedians who could never have done that.
And "these people," as you call them, are not just employees.
This is about a very special young lady...
So who's Mackenzie?
I hate your beard.
Tonight is the SCARB.
I don't care what kind of tradition this is.
but my boyfriend is not that person.
I'll tell you one story before you buy it...
not with my eyes.
- You guys are a touch o' class.