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- I got a little disappointed. - Oh, it's a body wash.
From the, uh, Santa Monica City Council.
- It worked like a charm. -(LEON LAUGHS)
-(MUMBLES) - One little kiss. Come on.
Seriously? I just did it three years ago.
- Um... - I was told 6:00.
Oh, the party? Why didn't you say so? The party starts at 6:00.
this stupid, fresh cut lilac bath and body wash
Oh, God. He can't figure it out.
- It's an old classic... - No, but you never say that.
-♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ - SCOTT: What-- I don't know.
Remember the four city workers that got crushed?
defines paradise...
Well, if it's not a matter of national security,
Can you bring an extra lay of bread for the bruschetta.
you probably do. How much is it gonna cost?
She's not a court stenographer.
I gotta call Irma's daughter,
Well, usually warranty's between three and ten years.
- Hey, come on. - Yeah.
- They're obnoxious. - You like Little Women?
Come to bed.
-...and I knew it was you. - IRMA: What is she talking about?
- SUSIE: I smell the lilacs... - IRMA: What is she talking--
Listen to me, Deidre and my son-in-law, Scott,
Ew. What is wrong with him?
about the pool and that fence.
- Britney? - She told me six o'clock.
You're a council women. What do you think
- Do we need to go down there? - I don't wanna go down there.
you gotta put a fence around your pool.
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Ladies.
DEIDRE: Why is he tucking his sweater into his pants?
You can watch.
- IRMA: All right, my darling. - Enjoy your evening.
I hope this turns out as successful
Honey?
(CROWD APPLAUDING, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
You know what? Forget call. I'll go to her house.
- Keep it. - You wanna kiss me before I go?
My recommendation would be to go inside the wall,
- PLUMBER: You're gonna need a new showerhead. - SUSIE: Mm-hmm.
Obviously, we're both lawyers, everybody knows that.
Well, the party's actually at 7:00, so--
Does it look good? What would you do?
-(GRUNTS) - IRMA: That was nice.
I can schtup somebody my daughter doesn't like.
Oh.
I've never seen anything like her.
- IRMA: Now, I'm scooping and picking. - So, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
I'm the house husband around here. Okay?
all over then. (GRUNTS)
- What? (MUMBLES) - IRMA: You know, you have--
Sorry. Excuse me, one second. Hi, Larry.
- Are you crazy? - What?
It's like a stretchy-- It's-- It's orlon.
(LAUGHS) He's being very funny.
the fuck up right now.
I find them a little mockish
- Jew on Jew is cool too. See? - LARRY: Yeah.
- So, they're upstairs. Okay.
What's with this? (YELPS)
- why can't I listen? - Because it's really none of your business.
- Yeah. Ironed it all, yeah. - Great. Great. Now,
Okay.
with Jimmy Stewart, in the filibuster
- Yeah. - All you need
- Yep. - I don't like a big gap in the line.
What an ending to the evening. It was so weird. Susie lost it.
- The whole transmission-- - Okay, hold on. Leon!
Got a second? I'd love to talk to ya.
w-- what you gonna wear.
- Deidre? - Yes. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, 'cause that's not how it looked.
Yeah, sure. Come on in.
- I agree with her. - DEIDRE: Right now,
- Okay, so the March sisters-- - And, by the way, who doesn't love a good bang?
Get me again. Do another take