Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's going on over here? Shouldn't she be moving up?
-it's important to me. - DEIDRE: Is he crying?
- You can read. That's so great. - Hey, did you call earlier?
LARRY: Oh, this is just so...
The fucking doctor who delivered my ass. Everybody said that shit.
would you mind moving up in the line a bit?
- I'll start... crying. (LAUGHS) - Oh, God.
- LEON: Fuck, yeah. - I'm a guy...
- I'm getting-- I'm off. Okay. - JAKE: Hang up.
- for tomorrow for work. - Hmm, yeah.
so there's no misunderstanding,
- Hi. - Deidre, this is Larry.
- You wanna go to her house? Okay, okay. - I'll go. Yeah.
- Good morning. Leon... - Good morning.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I promise you.
With that stuff you said about Little Women.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- I'm sorry. I'll try this. -(CHUCKLES)
A business called "House Husband."
and now I have gas. It just sits there.
Leon!
- Scott's good. Um, what's up? - Larry, uh, mistook the time...
- that's part of the gig. - LARRY: No! It's not part of the gig.
(SMOOCHES) Ooh, come here.
You know, I've missed you. I-- I was watching
(MOANS)
- LARRY: Well, uh-- - It's my job.
...because I honestly love you so much
LARRY: So, then I found out
- SCOTT: ...I thought maybe I'd tell the story of how we met. - I think some of you know.
- not stay here. - DEIDRE: There's coffee shops.
because of the color of their skin, that's racist.
- I'll get Jake for ya. - Yeah and while you're at it,
But Susie Greene, I don't know if anybody's ever described her
Everybody is disappointed at me at some point.
I'm sorry, but what is your role here?
Gotta tap that ass under duress? That's the worst.
- Really? - You like that smell, Larry?
- SCOTT: Deidre, I promise... -(MOUTHS) Very nice.
- It's disgusting. - Love it. You don't like Lilac?
- Okay. And for you sir? - A market salad.
to a council meeting where... (GRUNTS)
I told him that many times.
- Oh, my God. Hi. - Hi, hi, hi!
I don't know if you voted for or not.
I'd love to be friends again. Can I take you out to dinner
- Shit. - All right. So, um,
near my lymph.
- What I did was anti-racist. - No, no, no. That's not racism.
I'd love to except I bruised my testicle
- Heimlich. - IRMA: The Heimlich?
- Th-there-there's a big... - CUSTOMER: Get in the back of the line.
If Maria Sofia's in the show--
- Uh-huh. -...and I need pickles.
- Fuck right. - You know, it's a little sexist,
Did you notice any other tuckers in your life?
Our phones have been down all day.
-(ALL LAUGHING) -(EXAGERRATED LAUGH)
Otherwise, physiologically, it's bad. Right?
- Larry. - Larry, this is my husband, Scott.