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- So nice to meet you. - Oh, and I stole this back
- DEIDRE MILLER: Hi. - This is my daughter.
(CHUCKLES) No!
- Oh, that makes it worse. -(GRUNTS) Yeah, God.
- This is hell. And the vows. - It's-- it's a living hell.
Ba-dump-bump. (INHALES)
- DEIDRE: Okay, see you. - I love you.
-"You gotta get 'em all up there." - Oh.
Make yourself at home.
- Have a wonderful day, bye-bye. - LARRY: and wouldn't have to have this...
DEIDRE: ...the same care and consideration for you.
I'm gonna go back over there now.
I-- I think you'll enjoy the lilac and you know?
You'd be talking to your friends, talking
uh, Chivon... (HESITATES) What's her-- The, you know,
Could you be a mensch and maybe reconsider
That's sounds like a lot more than we were planning.
- I just started doing it. - You started that on your own?
A writer, and a musician, and an artist.
about the five-foot fence law.
and you would've thought I called her the "N" word.
- They're talking about composts. - Uh, keep-- keep the sweater.
- That's why she's cast. - Yep. I'm trying to get Irma
- I've given 'em a second look... -(CLEARS THROAT)
No, we're talking about something different.
Market salad. (CHUCKLES) He hates us.
CARLY: Jake Blum's office.
Just get back, would you do that?
- Oh. - It's not necessary.
- and twee. - I don't find them twee,
- Oh. Oh, God. No. - Yeah, see I told you.
Sir, you know what?
What the fuck, man? You're in a bad spot, Larry.
because Carly smells like that. I'm with her,
Love that idea. I fucking love it.
Okay, we have this terrible actress
but the whole grid has blown. It could be weeks,
That unpleasant bitch got you twisted
Got a half off that coffin.
- What did we do? - Hi.
I felt like I needed a new smell.
...this is Irma Kostroski.
- Okay. -(PHONE RINGING)
- Larry, bubbie. How are ya? - LARRY: Good.
He was gonna fuck you with sandpaper, you understand?
No, you should get the fuck off the phone.
What I need you to do is make love
IRMA: I'm gonna rub it all over. Come on, watch me.
SAMUEL: Just wondering where I should plug in...
- You got me? - PLUMBER: I got you. I got you.
So, I had to tap this cougar at this mortuary.
(CHUCKLES)
You gotta play those fucking cards. I'm telling you, man.
But not tonight. I'm finishing a cleanse.
SCOTT: Before I get to my vows and start to cry...